Jalen Hurts almost kills security guard, Mike Trout with football after scoring a touchdown
Last night the Philadelphia Eagles lost 28-22 to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The play calling yet again, was pretty awful, and the Eagles had to rely on yet another late game comeback to even make a game out of it and avoid embarrassment on national television. Jalen Hurts finished the night 12-for-26 for 115 yards, with a touchdown and an interception. On the ground, Hurts rushed 10 times for 44 yards and two touchdowns.
On one of his rushing touchdowns, Hurts was pumped up and threw the football against the wall in the back of the end zone. Much like his performance through the air during the game last night, the throw was inaccurate. Even the idiot Eagles fan during the pregame show was more accurate when throwing a drink at Steve Smith. It was actually a good thing that his throw didn’t find the mark, because it could have killed a security guard, a camera man, and even Mike Trout.
Millville, New Jersey native Mike Trout is a huge Eagles fan and is typically in the endzone in the VIP section for any home game. Trout is awarded that type of luxury because the Angels are never in the playoffs. Honestly, I would ban Mike Trout from Eagles games after he decided to sign a huge contract extension with the Angels instead of demanding to be traded to the Philadelphia Phillies, but I digress.
In all seriousness, maybe the Eagles should have a better offensive scheme moving forward? If I see another wide receiver screen I might kill myself. How about we run the ball with Miles Sanders and have more designed run plays for Jalen Hurts? Figure it out.