The Washington Football Team is down to their 5th center, will start a male model on Sunday
The hits just keep on coming for the Washington Football Team. News broke earlier that they are now are down to their 5th-string center.
Jon Toth, a male (plus-sized) model, was signed in August by the Washington Football Team and will suit up on Sunday as COVID-19 is running wild throughout the locker room.
Jon Toth — at 6’5″, 310 pounds — has had an unstable NFL career. The 27-year-old journeyman has spent time on the Eagles, Detroit Lions, and the New York Jets practice squad. Hell, he was even in the Cleveland Browns camp last summer and got cut. Poor guy couldn’t even land on a losing team.
“It’s helped pay the bills while the football stuff has been kind of stagnant.”
Toth wanted to fulfill his dream of being in the NFL so much that he canceled two jobs to sign with the Washington Football Team. Can I just add how much of a mouthful it is to even say/type Washington Football Team? Can’t even abbreviate this shit.
Anyways, I’m not here to slander this guy’s career in modeling because it seems to be pretty successful. However, I am here to slander the Washington Football Team for having to even go this low. I know not every team can be so beautifully gifted with a center like Jason Kelce, but is this the best you guys got?
It looks as though their fans are a little confused about this too.
And they say Eagles fans are bad? Give me a break.
The Eagles and Washington Football Team are looking for a spot in the playoffs this weekend as they face off in South Philly on Sunday.
I’m kind of interested to see how pretty boy is going to do this weekend. They’re still going to lose though, can’t imagine being a fan of a team that doesn’t even have a real name.
Stay safe though, Washington Football Team fans.