The time has come to dissolve The Washington Football Team
For too long the franchise sitting in our nation’s capital has been a blight on professional sports. Today was the final straw.
Their refusal to adhere to simple health and safety protocols has gotten the Eagles placed into the dire predicament of having to play three games in 13 days. Somehow their failures as an organization have landed in the lap of the Eagles.
For years the team had the most racist name in pro sports, and upon being asked to come up with a suitable replacement they basically shrugged. They were so incompetent every single good name idea was trademarked by some random guy. Now they’re out there with no name. I keep accidentally using the old one. Do you have any idea how bad that makes me look?
The Washington Football Team: A shameful history of scandal.
Every month there is some new scandal that embarrasses the NFL. Their stadium is a dump. It’s full of open sewage lines. Their offices are full of stories of terrible abuse and sexism. Their team doctors are so incompetent they nearly killed Trent Williams.
It’s gotten so bad that congress is getting involved. We all know how much congress they hates doing anything, so it has to be heinous if they’re being forced to look at it.
So this article is an urgent plea. Visit my change.org petition and let the NFL know: The time has come to dissolve the Washington Football Team. Close up the offices. Shut it down. Let some new franchise take its place.
This is a team that couldn’t even supply functioning benches last week! Benches! Now we are seeing the Eagles have their playoff chances harmed possibly irreparably because of their incompetence. Let’s put a stop to this once and for all.
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