Fat Joe gives Ben Simmons “Biggest Loser of the Year” award
Ben Simmons has another accolade to add to his resume: Biggest Loser of 2021. Fat Joe appears to be ringing in the New Year by handing out awards on a live stream, and Simmons was clearly a no-brainer for the rapper.
Finally, something we can all agree on. This guy is so clearly a massive loser. To suggest anything other than that would be an insult to my intelligence.
Simmons has given up upwards of $10 million in fines because somebody hurt his wittle feewings by asking him to shoot a basketball. Christ, the dude shot the worst FT percentage in playoff HISTORY, refused to do anything productive on offense, and then went radio silent for six or seven months.
Fat Joe saw him giving up all that money and isolating himself from the team and knew precisely what Sixers fans were going through. Unfortunately, many celebrities and national media members have tried to justify Simmons’ actions and exonerate him.
But not Fat Joe.
This cements Fat Joe’s status as an Oracle of Truth and arbiter of justice. He is unafraid to speak up for the people when needed, and for that, I thank him.
Honestly, I really am sick of this Simmons talk.
I spent the first half of 2021 defending this guy and the second fact regretting all the time I spent trying to protect his honor.
It’s fitting that my last article of the year is about that fucking weasel Ben Simmons. One of my first articles for The Liberty Line in Feb. 2021 was about how under appreciated his game is.
Hopefully Simmons sees the error of his ways, comes back to the team, and works toward a swift trade so we can move on with a clean slate in 2022.