Author: Ryan Conway
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Pandering Gone Wrong: Nick Castellanos wears Kobe Bryant Lower Merion jersey to break slump
Phillies outfielder and haunted house resident Nick Castellanos has had a tough season so far, to put it mildly. His numbers are not what anyone had ... -
Rick Ross wants to buy Michael Rubin’s stake in 76ers, become coolest NBA owner
Rapper and Big MF Rick Ross has expressed interest in purchasing a stake in the Sixers. After co-owner Michael Rubin announced his intention to sell his ... -
Roger Goodell lies to Congress about knowing Dave Portnoy
NFL Commissioner and known lizard-person Roger Goodell committed perjury in front of Congress this week by lying about knowing *checks notes* Dave Portnoy? Of course, Barstool ... -
Teamsters strike, cause beer crisis in Philadelphia area ahead of July 4th
Friends, Philadelphians, lend me your beers. Teamsters Local 830 began their strike this Sunday at the Muller, Origlio, and Penn distributors, owned by the Delaware Valley ... -
Herr’s unveils 3 new “Flavored by Philly” chip flavors
If you’ve eaten a bag of chips in the Delaware Valley, there’s a decent chance it was made by Herr’s. The Nottingham, PA-based food company has ... -
Liam Castellanos, protector of Citizens Bank Park, aided the Phillies to a walk-off win today against the Miami Marlins
Liam Castellanos, son of Phillies baseball-masher Nick, has become a fixture at Citizens Bank Park this season. First, he established himself as a folk hero by taking ... -
76ers might lose Sam Cassell to the Utah Jazz
It’s happening again… The Utah Jazz are set to interview 76ers assistant Sam Cassell for their vacant head coach position, according to Shams Charania. This is ... -
Josie’s Soft Pretzel Pizza is a delight to the senses
Good God, they’ve done it. Josie’s in South Philly is now serving a Soft Pretzel Pizza, and yes, it’s exactly what you think it is. Some ... -
Cowboys roasted by local sports anchor in the best weather report of 2022
The Dallas Cowboys have met their match in Mississippi. Local weekend anchor, sports reporter, and known Football Guy Ethan Bird took only a few short seconds to ether ... -
SUSPECT: NBA Commissioner Adam Silver misses Game 5 due to health and safety protocols
NBA Commissioner and known CCP asset Adam Silver entered league health and safety protocols yesterday after exposure to COVID-19. The stunning news meant the league’s top ...
