Eliott Shorr-Parks and his coffee preferences, both weak and non-existent
Every once in a while, one of the collection of clowns at WIP says something so egregious and upsetting that we feel the need to comment on it.
Here at The Liberty Line, we have a strong “ignore the radio bozos” policy that we generally stick by. We understand that they are saying things to get attention. It’s what they live on.
Sometimes they step over a line and pulls us into the fray. But mostly we abstain from commenting.
Well unfortunately, once again, another WIP clown went out looking to get attention. This time it was Eliot Shorr-Parks. He didn’t go on the air and say something crazy where we could just turn off the radio. No, he invaded our Twitter timelines and decided to attack the beloved American institution of coffee while he was there.
What’s the matter with Eliot Shorr-Parks?
Assuming ESP actually believes this horrendous take, we still shouldn’t be shocked that a man whose father was presumably too weak to demand his son receive only his surname grew up to have such moral failings.
Seriously, who lets their wife hyphenate their last name? How depressing for him and his family.
(I reserve the right to take that back if it turns out there is a legit reason for him to have a hyphenated last name.)
This isn’t even the worst take regarding coffee that Eliot has produced. During the height of Covid he uncorked this gem:
Pumpkin Spice Latte? Superior to regular black coffee? We let this man on the radio to talk about sports? It can’t just be a lack of strong male role models that have led him down this dark sad path.
Is he trying to impress someone? Who would be a big enough psycho to hate coffee? Bingo.
Eliot Shorr-Parks is engaged in a year-long stunt to impress Tom Brady. Gross.
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