Jordan Mailata is 99% a contestant in FOX’s The Masked Singer
Last night was the Season 7 premier of the hit reality show, The Masked Singer. If you aren’t familiar, it’s a show where the contestants are all celebrities in elaborate costumes, and the judges have to guess who it is based on their voice and clues provided.
I would bet everything that I own that Eagles left tackle Jordan Mailata is one of the contestants this season. Last night there was someone dressed up as “thingamabob” and all the clues were dead giveaways. Here’s the performance, where “someone” is singing Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi.
Mailata has proven to be an incredibly talented singer, so there’s no doubt in my mind he’s on the show.
Here’s the clip with the clues.
Let’s break it down:
- Hotel California (Song by The Eagles)
- Bulldog (Name of Mailata’s rugby team)
- Tackle Box (Offensive tackle)
- Bald Eagle (duh)
- Bell (Liberty Bell)
- “Couple of quarters”
- “Adapt and Grow” (Man switched sports)
Let’s not forget this guy is massive, and it’s clearly shown that whoever the contestant is, stands in at least 6’5. There are just so many clues pointing towards it being Mailata that I can’t see it being anyone else.
The biggest giveaway is the Bulldog, since he played for the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs. with the other clues you could guess Jason Kelce, who is singing the national anthem at the 76ers’ game Monday.
I personally have never been this invested before and only stumbled upon it after seeing people claim that it was Terrell Owens.
Mailata has this in the bag, and I don’t even need to see any of the other contestant’s songs to think otherwise. This man has the voice of Fergie and Jesus.
Mandatory Credit: FOX