The Misery Report: March Madness, Hittin’ Season, and Pointless NBA Basketball
The Misery Report returned last night with another weekly episode. Yes, I’m aware we only record once a month and saying it’s a weekly occurrence is just flat-out wrong but if we don’t try to talk ourselves into recording every week, then there’s no chance it will ever happen.
Last night was an interesting one. Baruti is living in Boulder, Colorado so we have to video him in so he can talk to me and Kevin, who record together.
We weren’t expecting Baruti to hop on video with a baby. Not sure where the baby came from but for the first 10 minutes, we try to make sense of it and really don’t get many answers.
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March Madness is in full effect and Baruti has a strategy that has left him up 21 units as we head into the Sweet 16 games. Make sure you sign up for a Bet MGM account and place a $10 bet on any CBB money line and they’ll give you a FREE $200.
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From there, we talk about how Kevin is scared of literally every team in the Eastern Conference and give our predictions of how the Philadelphia 76ers will perform in the playoffs. We dive into the new-look Phillies and give our opinions about how things will inevitably go wrong this season since everything is too good to be true at the moment.
We touch on F1 Racing and how I refuse to believe that our group of friends actually watch or enjoy the Netflix Reality TV show. We also analyze how I was able to pull a piece of a tree out of my face that has been lodged in my face for the past 20 years. (Real Story)
And last but not least, we review Kevin’s Tinder profile and offer suggestions for a new bio to increase his chances of finding love on the internet.