Preparation H offers soothing relief to butt hurt Raptors fans, proving not everyone hates the process
Well, this is somewhat of a surprise on a beautiful Friday morning in the Delaware Valley. A tweet has surfaced from butt cream company Preparation H, who apparently are offering a promotion for the NBA playoffs by offering butt hurt Toronto Raptors fans “soothing relief” while Joel Embiid continues to bend over Canada, Nick Nurse, and the city of Toronto in the first round of the playoffs.
Preparation H Soothing Relief for Raptors Fans
Credit to Crossing Broad for the find here. Not sure if they follow Preparation H but I have already reached out to Kevin Kinkead for further comment on his current butt situation.
Damn, it really does feel great to have some support on the national level for once. After years of criticism from every talking head in the national media (outside of Kendrick Perkins, carry the hell on!) it looks like Prep H are trusters of the process. You absolutely love to see it.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Drake is already in the Prep H DM’s asking for assistance after Embiid made a fool of the Toronto Raptors fan boy after his game three dagger in overtime.
Originally tweeted by Did The Sixers Win? (@DidTheSixersWin) on April 21, 2022.
We all know it’s coming. The media is about to completely switch sides after Embiid, a 7’2″ center weighing 280 pounds hit a step-back three point to go up 3-0 in the first round of the playoffs. Still, not enough people will be giving credit where credit is due, which is why Preparation H stepping up to the plate is a big development in the fight against the NBA Deep State.
Magic Johnson’s tweet (bottom left) is absolutely hilarious but outside of that, the image above tweeted by the 76ers really just highlights the people that have always supported Joel Embiid. Who knows when anyone will break from the fold and become a free thinker for once, breaking the stranglehold that NBA “advanced metrics” currently has on people’s judgement.
The 76ers are coming for the sweep tomorrow against the Raptors in Toronto. From there, it looks like they will have a second round matchup with the Miami Heat, who are currently up 2-0 against the Atlanta Hawks.
As for the favorite to win MVP, Nikola Jokic and the Denver Nuggets are down 3-0 to the Golden State Warriors, and are on the verge of being swept in the first round of the playoffs. For those wondering, no MVP has EVER been SWEPT in the first round of the playoffs.
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