Micah Parsons returns to Hershey, loses key to the city, and fails miserably at doing a puck drop before the Hershey Bears game
Damn. Hershey native and Dallas Cowboys player Micah Parsons was back in Hersey last night for a Hershey Bears hockey game and apparently, no one gave him a heads up on how to do a ceremonial “puck drop”.
Micah Parsons Puck Drop
Originally tweeted by x – Hershey Bears (@TheHersheyBears) on April 25, 2022.
This isn’t the first time the city of Hershey tried to honor Micah Parsons. Yesterday, they gave him the keys to the city and Parsons apparently lost the first one, so they had to issue a replacement key.
Look, I don’t know what’s going on in Hershey. I do know, that Parsons is one of those weird Dallas Cowboys fans that grew up rooting for them despite being from central Pennsylvania.
On top of that, the mayor of Hershey is a Dallas Cowboys fan? How does that happen? The great people of Chocolate World must not have known that before voting Mayor Williams into office. Pathetic.
With all that considered, I really don’t care if Micah Parsons continuously looks like an idiot while being honored in his hometown.
As far as I’m concerned, the entire town of Hershey has been compromised.