44 year old creep Zack Hample spotted at Citizens Bank Park and The Philly Captain made sure to let him know how much he sucks
Zack Hample is the biggest loser on the face of the Earth. I have never liked this dude and have expressed my disdain for this creep multiple times in the past.
Who is Zack Hample?
Who is this gentleman by the name of Zack Hample and why does he matter? This miserable ball hawk travels around to stadiums collecting home run balls on his YouTube Channel. He’s everywhere and at the same time, no one wants him anywhere.
This nerd isn’t a Phillies fan, he always dresses like he’s a fan and robs actual fans of catching a baseball. He’s an annoying loser and pulls off dumb pranks like sneaking into Fort Bragg baseball games disguised as a member of our military simply to catch a home run ball.
Back in April of last year, he totally wiped out trying to catch a home run ball at Citizens Bank Park and nothing brought me more joy than watching this 43 year old man look like a total idiot on the NBC Sports Broadcast.Â
Zack Hample Wipe-Out
So of course, protector of the realm, The Philly Captain, spotted this creep running around Citizens Bank Park chasing foul balls and hopefully, put an end to the madness once and for all.
Hopefully this is enough to keep Zack Hample out of Philadelphia and Citizens Bank Park. I urge you to yell at him and tell him how big of a loser he really is if he shows his face again. As for The Philly Captain, your city and other Phillies fans thank you for your service.
