FIFA, Qatar enact sex ban, no drinking or partying at the 2022 World Cup in November, will throw you in jail for violating rules
In November, the 2022 World Cup will be held in Qatar, a country more commonly pronounced “Cutter” but I certainly have no idea what’s right or wrong on this one because I couldn’t even tell you where this place is on a map and don’t respect this country at all due to their ridiculous laws and regulations. Let me explain.
As customary with all World Cup events, the rules and customs of the home country are enforced by FIFA and the World Cup for all players and fans traveling to the country for the biggest showcase on planet earth. Typically, that’d be fine, but no so much in a country like Qatar. These people are absolute psychopaths.
FIFA World Cup Sex Ban Due to Qatar “Laws”
- No Sex Outside of Marriage
- No Homosexuality (Sorry England)
- No Public Displays of Affection
- No Drinking or Partying after Matches
If you are a homosexual and the Qatarians (is that correct?) find out about it, it’s punishable by death. Thinking about holding your girls hand while you stroll into a World Cup game? Not so fast, that’s jail for seven years.
FIFA sent out a memo stating that World Cup fans and players will face a “sex ban” and that there will be absolutely no leniency inside Qatar so teams should be extra careful.
Way to bend over and take it, FIFA.
See? That’s a joke that would probably land me in jail for seven years in Qatar if I was going but of course I wouldn’t step foot in one of these stupid countries.
Oh and there’s no drinking or partying? During the biggest party planet Earth has to offer? Why would FIFA let Qatar host this event in the first place? What an absolute joke. I’m surprised they managed to sell any tickets to what now will almost certainly be the lamest World Cup ever.
I guess we should just ignore the fact that Qatar decided to build seven high-tech stadiums to even be eligible to host the World Cup and used migrant workers where 6,500 of them died then huh?
Enough with these dumb Arab countries and their ridiculous rules. Sorry. It’s 2022 and if you can’t treat people with common decency then you’re on my shit list. Basic civil rights laws need to be enacted before you’re allowed to host anything and welcome people from all over the world. That goes for China, Russia, and certainly goes for Qatar.
Don’t even get me started on Saudi Arabia and their blood money.
This is why I wrote an article about how America is back and when the World Cup returns to North America in 2026 and is played in Philadelphia, it’s going to be the biggest party the world has ever seen.
Land of the free baby, you can fuck whoever you want, whenever you want. Hold hands, make out in front of the Liberty Bell, head over to Delilahs after a match.
Literally whatever you want to do is fair game and that, people of the world, is the way it should be.