What’s going on in Utah? Figuring out who’s to blame in the Zach Wilson, Dax Milne, and Abbey Gile story
Over the weekend, an Instagram post from Dax Milne started making its way around the internet. The image featured him and a girl by the name of Abbey Gile standing on the beach together with the caption “word on the street”.
If you’re wondering what the fuck I’m talking about, let me explain, because this will probably be the first and only time that I or anyone else talks about New York Jets quarterback Zach Wilson.
Dax Milne is (was?) Wilsons best friend, teammate, and roommate at BYU, and is now dating Abbey Gile, who was Wilson’s high school sweetheart and ex-girlfriend.
Not great, Milne. To be clear, you simply never date any of your friends ex-girlfriends. It never works out and it ALWAYS ends badly. You’re breaking the unwritten rule of Bro Code and it should never happen.
Regardless, the more important part of this story was the reason that Wilson and his ex-girlfriend broke up in the first place.
There had to be a reason outside the fact that everyone at BYU tends to be of mormon faith and they all have these gigantic love circles.
If you don’t believe me, just watch “Big Love” on HBO Max (RIP Bill Paxton).
So anyways, Abbey Gile walked away from Zach Wilson, who is supposed to be an NFL star and then started dating his best friend, who’s a fringe roster guy on the Washington Commanders.
But Why? What’s going on in Utah?
As it turns out, Zach Wilson and Abbey Gile broke up because Zach Wilson was banging his mom’s friends.
How do we know that? Well, Abbey Gile just came out and told us in the comments. She wasn’t going to sit back and take all the criticism from the internet saying that she ruined everything so she straight up just said Wilson was having sex with his moms friends.
Side Note: Homie Hopper is hilarious. Shout out that guy.
This girl learned her boyfriend was sleeping with his moms friends and probably said “you know what? Now I’m going to fuck your best friend.”
Zach Wilson is in the clear
Tough to pick a side here. Part of me wants to give props to Zach Wilson for having sex with his moms friends but I do love the fact that Abbey was out there exposing him and now banging Zach’s best friend.
The real loser in this situation is Dax Milne. Wake up bro. You’re being used by your best friends ex-girlfriend to get back at him. Are you really that dumb? You can’t be sticking around through this drama. Gile literally explained that on social media and you’re still sticking around? Pathetic.
What do you mean what is going on in Utah?? Have you spent 10 minutes looking at the private lives of most of the pro athletes and social media Stars??.. and I can’t get over choking with laughter that you think that Big Love actually resembles anything to do with a culture millions of the most family oriented, hard-working people in the face of the Earth. The culture of the Church of Jesus Christ of latter-day saints is based on being charitable, dedicated and committed to their religious faith. Just because a very few desperate media whores are members who get their faces out doesn’t mean they have anything to do with the mainstream. But, then you have to realize that you’re not a journalist.. if you were you would have spent 5 minutes researching what the LDS culture actually is about … And the backgrounds of these so-called members.. you might want to rethink the focus of your article. Of course that would have meant that you would have had to take it maybe 30 minutes away from your strategically located lazy boy recliner in between your TV your computer and your refrigerator… And probably your bathroom too which encompasses pretty much I would think your whole world.
The Kardashian family versus the entire NBA is a much more entangled and despicable and far-reaching spectacle than anything that’s happening between Provo and New York. As for the former girlfriend trying to F over Zack… You might want to think of it in terms of people who knew each other who have a much more congruent lifestyle.. getting together instead of just another it just being another social media stunt… But I guess I have to kind of concede that once you let the social media lifestyle become your way of life then you should be totally prepared to deal with the consequences. All of you people who are out there who “follow” a bunch of pretty/ fake people… Are just as guilty of allowing your life to be sucked up by any other type of shiny object that has no actual lasting meaningful value in . I guess I realize that if people weren’t giving their attention to this kind of garbage.. you wouldn’t have a purpose in life… Sad
CJ you have to be the biggest loser that has ever visited The Liberty Line. No one is reading your 50 paragraph reply on a satirical article about Zach Wilson. Go outside and get some fresh air you dork.