What’s going on in Utah? Figuring out who’s to blame in the Zach Wilson, Dax Milne, and Abbey Gile story
Over the weekend, an Instagram post from Dax Milne started making its way around the internet. The image featured him and a girl by the name of Abbey Gile standing on the beach together with the caption “word on the street”.
If you’re wondering what the fuck I’m talking about, let me explain, because this will probably be the first and only time that I or anyone else talks about New York Jets quarterback Zach Wilson.
Dax Milne is (was?) Wilsons best friend, teammate, and roommate at BYU, and is now dating Abbey Gile, who was Wilson’s high school sweetheart and ex-girlfriend.
Not great, Milne. To be clear, you simply never date any of your friends ex-girlfriends. It never works out and it ALWAYS ends badly. You’re breaking the unwritten rule of Bro Code and it should never happen.
Regardless, the more important part of this story was the reason that Wilson and his ex-girlfriend broke up in the first place.
There had to be a reason outside the fact that everyone at BYU tends to be of mormon faith and they all have these gigantic love circles.
If you don’t believe me, just watch “Big Love” on HBO Max (RIP Bill Paxton).
So anyways, Abbey Gile walked away from Zach Wilson, who is supposed to be an NFL star and then started dating his best friend, who’s a fringe roster guy on the Washington Commanders.
But Why? What’s going on in Utah?
As it turns out, Zach Wilson and Abbey Gile broke up because Zach Wilson was banging his mom’s friends.
How do we know that? Well, Abbey Gile just came out and told us in the comments. She wasn’t going to sit back and take all the criticism from the internet saying that she ruined everything so she straight up just said Wilson was having sex with his moms friends.
Side Note: Homie Hopper is hilarious. Shout out that guy.
This girl learned her boyfriend was sleeping with his moms friends and probably said “you know what? Now I’m going to fuck your best friend.”
Zach Wilson is in the clear
Tough to pick a side here. Part of me wants to give props to Zach Wilson for having sex with his moms friends but I do love the fact that Abbey was out there exposing him and now banging Zach’s best friend.
The real loser in this situation is Dax Milne. Wake up bro. You’re being used by your best friends ex-girlfriend to get back at him. Are you really that dumb? You can’t be sticking around through this drama. Gile literally explained that on social media and you’re still sticking around? Pathetic.