You can buy Gardner Minshew’s sick bus for $25k
Eagles training camp begins this week, and all eyes are on starting quarterback Jalen Hurts and the weapons the Birds acquired for him over the offseason. While all that is certainly exciting, I think it’s also important that we check in with QB2 Gardner Minshew to see what he’s been up to during the offseason.
As it turns out, Minshew has been living in a refurbished prison bus since last February. Great.
Apparently, Minshew decided to move into his bus, which he mostly parked at his gym or the Eagles practice facility. He even took some time traveling across the country earlier this Spring. So if you were in the American heartland and saw a man with a mullet that looks like it costs a few hundred dollars to maintain, that wasn’t the mayor. It was Minshew.
“The bus lovin’ is some of the best lovin’ there is!”
Here’s the video posted that Gardner Minshew posted on his Instagram.
Since February of this year, I have been living in my bus. Mostly at my gym @ctpswfl , some at our practice facility in Philly, and a whole bunch of places in between. A few things I’ve learned in this time: if you have a dream to chase, things to learn, and people to love, then you don’t need much else. It’s not as important to know what’s around the bend, as it is to trust that you’ll be able to handle whatever it is. And finally, bus lovin’ is some of the best lovin’ there is!
With that being said and in all seriousness(❌🧢), I am selling my baby in Philly. This former inmate transport bus has been completely rehabilitated and would be perfect as a tailgater(for Birds games), semi or permanent residence, and obviously and most tastefully as a love shack baby. This grisled vet has seen 146k miles. When I took her to get serviced most recently, the mechanic said in his professional opinion, and I quote,”This thing is awesome man!” Equipped with energy efficient A/C unit, cooktop, and fridge. She’s listing for 25k, but more than anything, I just want to see her in a nice and loving home. Serious inquiries only to the DMs. As stated above ❌🧢. Thank you.
And huge thanks to @aaronberkshireofficial for knocking this video out of the park!!
Now, Minshew is selling his home on wheels and hopes it lands in the loving home of a Philadelphia Eagles fan. Considering it was literally an inmate transport bus, it’s the perfect tailgate machine for true Birds fans.
In fact, I’ll be badgering Drew and Vic about taking out a small business loan to acquire the bus to serve as a mobile TLL HQ. Kind of a no-brainer, right?
I’m sure you’re sitting there wondering, “But Ryan, what kind of an effect will this have on the Eagles’ success this season?” Well, that’s a great question, and I’ll tell you.
But that’s okay! It’s a fun story, and Gardner Minshew is a super fun guy. Beyond that, this news will only have a lasting effect on you if you decide to try and buy the bus.
I expect there to be some pretty stiff competition to acquire it, as pretty much every degenerate in the city is texting their friends as I type this trying to pool together the funds.
I can only think of one guy that wouldn’t want this thing, and it’s most likely because there’s a chance he’ll be getting rides on inmate transportation buses free of charge in the not-so-distant future.
Hopefully he stays out of Minshew’s DMs…