James Harden celebrates birthday on a yacht, tosses cake into the ocean, internet goes crazy
James Harden turned 33 this week and had himself one hell of a birthday party on a yacht.
Harden, no stranger to partying, had gold bottles galore, surrounded by beautiful women and cameras. A video popped up on Twitter today of him getting handed a birthday cake, which he immediately tosses overboard.
James Harden Cake Toss
Few things to note…
Wearing shades at night is always the best move. Anyone with half a brain and a sense of style knows that shades on in the club or fuck, on a yacht at night during a party is definitely the way to go.
Picture: Me and Vic – Top G’s with shades on in the club. Steven and Conway not so much.
Makes sense right? Let’s continue.
I’m not going to make the same jokes that Harden isn’t eating carbs or that he doesn’t want those “gains” or whatever else people are saying on Twitter. I’m not a gym rat aka a total dork. Or the even more not funny “this is me on the yacht wanting cake (meme)” reply tweets. Gross. It’s Friday, time to log off and get ridiculously drunk with your friends. Pick up Monday or Tuesday and try again to be funny, or don’t, whatever.
The important part of the video is someone handing Harden what appears to be a birthday cake like a total loser. Again, he’s surrounded by gold bottles of champagne, beautiful women, and flashing lights.
That is no place for a birthday cake.
I’m not even sure that’s a real cake anyways? Seems super light but maybe Harden has been in full training this offseason and could pick up the entire boat and toss it up in the air like a tennis ball if he wanted to after a healthy summer filled with workouts.
Regardless, cake or faux cake, the internet didn’t really seem to like the fact that Harden was just tossing shit off the yacht.
Like usual, the internet is wrong yet again.
Who gives a shit. If it’s actual cake, the fish can eat it. If not, its just cardboard and will get all wet and gross and naturally fall apart into a million pieces and fish will probably eat that too.
As a pirate/boat guy myself, I personally don’t throw anything into the bay and/or ocean. Get yourself an empty cooler and bucket and load the trash up. Also, there should have never been a faux cake or real cake on that yacht anyways. It takes up valuable room that could have been used for more gold bottles, baby. That’s what celebrations are all about.
Me, Boat Guy. Also, my guys beer can made it back onto the boat. Won’t catch us slippin’
I’m also not James Harden and he clearly can do whatever the fuck he wants as long as he shows up in Philadelphia this October ready to win a championship.
Cheers to the weekend suckers. Let’s party. Bryce Harper is back at the Bank tonight. Red October.