Atlanta Braves mascot Blooper was destroying kids with stiff arms last night during youth football game
Let’s start this post off as straightforward as possible. I hate the Atlanta Braves and their dumb mascot Blooper.
Last night, Blooper was with a group of mascots at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta playing a game against a youth football kid and was absolutely destroying these kids. Blooper got the ball on the left side and didn’t hold back truck-sticking any child that got in his way.
Blooper destroying children during youth football game
The stiff arms were pretty legit. Could you imagine being one of the kids on defense and already having to play a meaningless halftime show football game like you’re a part of the damn circus and at the time time, get absolutely wrecked by a Braves mascot that might be the worst in all of sports?
I immediately thought of Derrick Henry’s stiff arm agains the Bills just like everyone else on the internet.
Still, this is the type of shit you would never catch the Phillie Phanatic doing. The best mascot in sports has no time to play in halftime show football games. There are more important things in Philadelphia right now, the big one being the Phillies and the Hunt for Red October.
The Phillies have one six straight games and will look to complete a four-game sweep of the Pittsburgh Pirates this afternoon at Citizens Bank Park. You bet your ass the Phillie Phanatic will be in attendance on top of the dugout getting the Phillies faithful pumped up as we roll into September baseball.
The Fightins are 6.5 games behind the Atlanta Braves for second place in the National League East, and the first NL Wild Card Spot. The Braves are 3.5 games out of first place, trying to chase down the New York Mets for yet another NL East crown.
But sure, their dumb mascot is out there playing football and stiff arming children instead during NFL preseason games and we’re supposed to think that’s cool, I guess.
I don’t even know what Blooper is? He has zero relation to the Atlanta Braves and is forced to spend the majority of his time arguing with people on Twitter and doing dumb shit like this to get attention. He is what I like to call a “Zero Class Mascot” for a city that can barely sell out playoff baseball games.
To make matters worse, the Braves are out in St. Louis and lost to the Cards last night.