Thanks to the Philadelphia Phillies, there’s a Global Economic Meltdown coming
Question of the Day: How are you planning for the impending global economic meltdown?
It’s a tough question to answer, but it’s certainly something that you should really start thinking about thanks to the Philadelphia Phillies.
I understand this story has been on social media already, but we have yet to address it here at The Liberty Line. Basically, here’s what’s at stake if the Philadelphia Phillies achieve the impossible and win the World Series this season.
The surest sign of an economic downturn is the Philly-based baseball teams winning championships.
That’s right. Every single time Philadelphia wins the World Series, a global economic meltdown begins.
I started this article with a simple question: How are you preparing?
Simple Answer: I’m not.
I honestly would love to watch the world burn for another World Series ring. I don’t care about anything else. If we’re all living homeless down by the Schuylkill River because of it, at least we’re World Fucking Champions, baby.
I guess the only good news is that if you really believe we live in a simulation (I do) and something like this will happen again if the Phillies win it all, then all of our wonderful, loving, celebrity politicians will likely never truly admit that it’s happening.
That gives the opportunity to enjoy the World Series run and keep our faith in Washington DC to just change the definition of words like “recession” in order to fit whatever regime narrative is needed.
Out of sight. Out of mind.
If you were on Broad Street after the Eagles won the Super Bowl or hell, even back in 2008 when the Phillies won the World Series, then you know very well that the world collapsing is worth every penny (or lack thereof) for one special night in Philadelphia.
Side Note: Do people still say YOLO? Seems like the appropriate time to use that.
For those that say we’re already in a recession and try to get all financial or political on me, just don’t. I know the world has gone to complete shit after COVID and that we’re currently on the brink of World War III and simply do not care. All I ask, is that Russia, or whoever wants to nuke America wait until after the Phillies parade. At least give us that, then we’ll all fend for ourselves.
Plus, I get all my financial advice from the Phillie Phanatic so I really couldn’t tell you, nor do I care, about what’s happening outside of the world of Philadelphia sports. The Fightins have a 1-0 series lead against the Atlanta Braves in the NLDS with a STRONG CHANCE to go up 2-0 with Zack Wheeler on the mound today at 4:35PM.
Let’s just hope we get the game in because the weather is looking MISERABLE in Atlanta today.
Game 2 will be played eventually. And we’ll be one step closer to the Phillies winning the World Series and the global collapse we all hope for. Hang tight Philadelphia, we’re coming in for a (crash) landing!
