Bryson Stott clowns Micah Parsons, Chris Simms, and more Jalen Hurts haters following Eagles 25-20 win in Chicago
The national media, active players, and casual NFL fans are obsessed with hating on Jalen Hurts, but Phillies infielder Bryson Stott got the last laugh following yesterday’s 25-20 win over the Chicago Bears.
Chris Simms, known rat and Hurts hater, hasn’t had a good take in 15 years and once again backed his hate for Hurts with a horrendous “System QB” take that makes him look more and more like an idiot each day. “He won’t be my MVP vote.”
Micah Parsons, known rat #2, spent too much of his week worrying about the Eagles’ “system” and Hurts not being the MVP instead of focusing on his matchup vs. Jacksonville, which ended in 500+ yards for Doug Pederson and the Jaguars and an electric overtime pick-six from Dak Prescott.
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Hurts, in arguably his worst first half of the season, still managed to rack up 380 total yards yesterday with three total touchdowns and a grinded-out win in the Windy City. Hurts is now totaling over 4,000 yards on the season with three games left, along with 22 passing touchdowns and 13 touchdowns. He’s still the leader in MVP odds, leading guys like Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, and Joe Burrow.
It’s never easy in Philadelphia, and we’ve seen that this year with the unnecessary hate for the most valuable player in the entire NFL. The Eagles take the field on Christmas Eve in an NFC East battle with the Dallas Cowboys. A win clinches the 1-seed in the NFC and the NFC East title.
Shoutout to Bryson Stott for knowing ball and having the MVP’s back. 56 days til pitchers and catchers.