Every once and while, you see national media members saying disgusting things on social media. That was no different yesterday, when Dan Orlovsky decided to chime in on a discussion about bathroom towels with Marlon Humphrey.

Dan Orlovsky Bathroom Towel Usage

Dude. Are you kidding me?

Dan Orlovsky is absolutely disgusting. How on earth do you use the same towel 30 times before washing it? 

You’d have to imagine that Dan Orlovsky is pretty well off in terms of buying household items like bathroom towels. Honestly, if I was in his position, I would use one towel and throw it away just because I could afford it.

Using a towel 30 times before washing is criminal behavior. 

Listen, even a common guy like me only uses a towel maybe five days before throwing it in the washer.

If you’re showering once a day, that’s a solid 10 uses before “throwing in the towel”. (HAHA)

I’ll even bump it up to 14 times if you’re showering once a day for a full week. 

Anything over that seems excessive. Anything over 20 uses before washing is just downright disgusting. 

No Dan, You’re Clearly the Weird One

Marlon Humphrey has the right idea. A giant blow dryer would be so much better than using a towel every time you showered. The fact that Dan Orlovsky then replied and said “you’re weirder than me man” is completely crazy.

Wash your towels ya sickos.

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