Well, I’m slowly losing my mind. There’s absolutely nothing I hate more than the final week of the NBA regular season. Every single year, I tell myself I won’t let it happen to me again, but of course, we’re back to be going full psycho mode on Twitter in defense of Joel Embiid against the NBA Deep State and all of the idiot fans who know nothing about basketball.

Today was certainly no different. It started with Joel Embiid being ruled out in Denver tonight against Nikola Jokic and the Nuggets. It continued with Kendrick Perkins proving that he’s way too stupid to cast an MVP vote. And now, we have the NBA Twitter kids in attendance at the Sixers-Nuggets game failing miserably to troll Joel Embiid.

Young Kids “Troll” Joel Embiid

Pretty incredible, actually. We finally got our first look at what that weirdo Swipa on Twitter, along with @JokicSZN, @JokicGoated, and @GargleJokicNuts, look like in person.

It’s exactly how I imagined.

Honestly, I’m just happy that the children on NBA Twitter that constantly tweet about Nikola Jokic finally were allowed to leave their houses. They must have been beyond happy to be able to stay out later than usual on a school night.

Here’s the problem, not only are none of these little twerps wearing a Nikola Jokic jersey, but they couldn’t even spell “Joel Embiid” correctly. They also seem to think there’s something in the NBA called a “first team All-Star”.

I’m not even sure who made these signs but it’s clear that they have no idea what they are even doing at the game tonight and their parents have zero clue how to properly troll someone.

The fact of the matter is, Embiid wants to be healthy for the playoffs and knows damn well that this game means absolutely nothing. It’s the third game on a road trip that’s covered three different time zones and included a back-to-back Friday and Saturday night.

Harden isn’t playing. Embiid isn’t playing, and we’re just reaching halftime where Tyrese Maxey has a new career high in points scored in the second quarter with 20.

Maxey has 25 on the night and the Sixers are only down four points against a fully healthy Denver Nuggets squad that’s trying to hold onto the first seed in the Western Conference.

As for the Nuggets fans, talk about a bi-polar bunch of nerds. Just last week, their head coach Mike Malone was saying that the MVP conversation was “ugly and toxic” and even Nikola Jokic doesn’t think about it anymore because he’s “turned off” by the entire thing.

Of course, that came right after he wasn’t considered the favorite anymore but that’s beyond the point. Tonight, we have the entire Denver crowd chanting “MVP” every time he touches the basketball while also chanting “Where’s Jo?!” while Jokic runs up and down the floor like an oversized jug of milk.

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