Wawa and Kyle Schwarber announced a partnership today with the debut of “The Schwarbomb” a beautiful, red, iced or frozen beverage that will be available at Wawa locations across the Delaware Valley. 

Kyle Schwarber: Wawa’s “The Schwarbomb”

Not that Kyle Schwarber needs my advice, but I’d like to continue his hot streak of landing partnerships to start the 2023 season.

Here’s what Schwarber needs to do now… 

He has the beer partnership locked up with Yards Brewing Company and now he has what’s basically a kids drink at Wawa. While that’s a strong start for the 2023 season, if he’s smart, he’ll now land a partnership with Stateside Vodka.

We’ll mix that up with Wawa’s version of “The Schwarbomb” and get “Schwarbombed” in the lots before every Phillies’ home game this summer. I’m definitely going to do that anyways, so Schwarber might as well capitalize off it and make some cash in the process.

That’s what company men like me do. I’m a marketing genius. Look what I did with The Liberty Line home page. It’s been broken for about a week now, and I spent sleepless nights fixing it for the readers of TLL.

The Liberty Line New Home Page

From there, Kyle Schwarber can sponsor me and the rest of the animals here at The Liberty Line, and we’ll be “Schwarbombing” our lives away all summer. I’ll even throw a nice picture of the drink up on the new home page. That’s a nice ad spot for anyone looking to get the word out.

Phillies Opening Day was postponed today. Back in action tomorrow against the Cincinnati Reds.

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