GO BIRDS: Escaped murderer Danelo Cavalcante wearing a Philadelphia Eagles hoodie, finally caught after 14-day manhunt ends in Chester County
After 14-days, Danelo Cavalcante, the convicted murderer who escaped from Chester County Prison has been caught by law enforcement officials.
Quick Recap on Our Escaped Murderer Danelo Cavalcante
Danelo Cavalcante is a convicted murderer who escaped from Chester County prison last Thursday. Surprise, surprise, he’s an illegal immigrant that’s here from Brazil, where he’s also wanted for murder. In 2021, he stabbed his ex-girlfriend to death 30+ times in front of her then 7 and 3 year old children.
Cavalcante has managed to evade capture since escaping from prison two weeks ago. Last night, his masterclass in embarrassing local, state, and federal law enforcement finally came to an end.
Ladies and gentleman, WE GOT HIM.
GO BIRDS: Danelo Cavalcante Wearing a Philadelphia Eagles Hoodie
Is this a good or bad omen the day before the Philadelphia Eagles are set to face the Minnesota Vikings on Thursday Night Football? Honestly, I’m going to have to go with good. Big win for the Keystone State and really sets the tone for tomorrow night’s home opener, right?
Team Photo: Police Force takes photo with Danelo Cavalcante
I mean look, if you’re going to take a team photo after capturing Cavalcante then law enforcement might as well bring him down to Lincoln Financial Field and do what I suggested yesterday.
Have authorities lead the Eagles out of the tunnel. Throw on Dreams & Nightmares, and bring him out to the 50-yard line. If they want to make a spectacle out of what can really only be considered an absolute embarrassing 14-day manhunt then we might as well extend it another day.
Fuck it, I may even snag a custom Philadelphia Eagles Kelly Green Jersey from PointsBet and Fanatics promo and throw Cavalcante No. 14 on it.
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