Dak Prescott takes shot at Philadelphia Eagles in new television commercial promoting Colon Cancer Screenings

Dak Prescott is featured in a new television commercial for the brand Cologuard and managed to sneak in a shot at his NFC East rival Philadelphia Eagles.

Note: Listen, while we’re obviously going to make fun of Dak Prescott over the ad because he plays for the Dallas Cowboys and took a shot at the Philadelphia Eagles, it’s important to note that Dak’s mother lost her life due to Colon Cancer in 2013. Just writing that is heartbreaking and I couldn’t even begin to imagine the pain that the Prescott family endured and still goes though because of it. Credit to Dak for using his platform to spread awareness.

Dak Prescott Takes Shot at Philadelphia Eagles in new Cologuard commercial

Probably gonna get a lot of $h!t for this. @LeadFromBehind pic.twitter.com/lcwEtDJ3PP

— Dak Prescott (@dak) December 8, 2023

Now that we have that all cleared up, let’s get into it.

While demonstrating the operation of the Cologuard screening, which employs a stool sample to identify traces of colon cancer DNA, Prescott advocates for individuals undergoing the procedure to place a sticker of something they want to (bleep) on. During the ad, Prescott’s suggestions include “marine life,” “old-timey prospectors,” and “large predatory American birds.”

“To Large American Predatory Birds”

Dak Prescott suggests “shitting on” the birds will make you feel good. Pretty clever honestly but also, not exactly true.

The Philadelphia Eagles already beat Dak Prescott and the Cowboys once this season, winning 28-23 on November 5th. Round 2 will be held on Sunday Night Football in Dallas, in what is definitely the most important game of the season for the always-heated NFC East rivals. 

Also, Dak, we know damn well that 2-4 playoff record is really the only statistic that matters.

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Hey, we’ll take whatever bulletin board material we can get. After the Eagles were embarrassed by the San Francisco 49ers last Sunday, bouncing back this week is of the upmost importance. We have the first seed in the NFC playoffs on the line and we’re coming down to the wire, folks.

The ad is set to be featured during the high-stakes game Sunday night. Fuel to the fire, baby. Go Birds.

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