Cinema: Pop Tarts Bowl mascot commits suicide on national television, gets eaten by Kansas State Football Team following win over NC State
Just when you thought that Texas State stole this year’s bowl season after notching their first appearance (and win) in program history while drinking all of the alcohol in the stadium by halftime, the debut of Pop Tarts Bowl between the NC State Wolfpack and Kansas State Wildcats leveled up the chaos thanks to an edible mascot committing suicide and then being eaten on live television.
Leading up to last night’s Pop Tart Bowl, the game was basically marketed as Pop Tart debuting a state of the art edible mascot. Honestly, I had my doubts but Pop Tarts delivered with flying colors.
There was in fact, an edible Pop Tart mascot and the real shock was the fact that the Pop Tart mascot then committed suicide on the broadcast before being eaten by members of Kansas State Wildcats football team.
Needless to say, it was a delightful surprise.
Pop Tarts Bowl Mascot Commits Suicide on Television, Gets Eaten by Kansas State
Side Note: Dreams really do come true, Pop Tarts. I’ve been waiting for suicide-by-toaster and cannibalism during professional sports games for easily 20+ years and you delivered with flying colors. Thank you.
I mean, that was just pure cinema.
It’s not every day you have a corporation sponsoring a bowl game while openly admitting they are going to have an edible mascot and then going all-in by making it commit suicide in a gigantic toaster on live television only to be ultimately devoured by members of the winning team.
Pop Tarts Bowl – Edible Mascot Aftermath
Last night was basically the scene out of Yellowjackets where all the volleyball team was stuck in the woods and so hungry, that they decided to eat one of their friends dead bodies.
This is exactly what College Football needs during bowl season, even more so when the format flips to 12 teams next season. If you want teams that will never have a shot to make the actual playoffs to participate in bowl games, Texas State and Pop Tarts just set a new standard of chaos that needs to unfold to grab viewers’ attention.Â
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