Good: Jerry Jones says Cowboys’ loss to the Packers was the most painful he can remember

Last night, the Dallas Cowboys got DESTROYED by the Green Bay Packers during the Wild Card round of the NFL playoffs and Jerry Jones is in shambles. 

Jones spoke to the media following last night’s embarrassing 48-32 loss to the Packers and said the loss was the “most painful because we all had such great expectations and hope for this team.”

Jerry Jones called loss to Packers ‘the most painful’ he can remember:

Jerry Jones called the Green Bay loss perhaps “the most painful because we all had such great expectations and hope for this team.” Said he has not given “one second” of thought to Mike McCarthy’s future because the focus was on advancing to the divisional round.

— Todd Archer (@toddarcher) January 15, 2024

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on how today’s playoff loss stacks with others in past: “This seems like the most painful. … This is beyond my comprehension.” Said he won’t speak to any specific coach or player. Not commenting about anyone. “I haven’t thought one second” about Mike… pic.twitter.com/m5M3SNXrP3

— Michael Gehlken (@GehlkenNFL) January 15, 2024

Good. This pleases me.

Give me all of Jerry Jones’ tears! Nothing gets me going than watching this creep cry to the media after yet another disappointing playoff performance from the Dallas fucking Cowboys. 

We are approaching Year 30 of the Cowboys failing to make the NFC Championship Game. Considering how things are going, it might be time to start planning the celebrations now so we an get a head start and really throw ourselves a blowout bash.

I don’t know about you, but ‘m planning on drinking a bottle of whiskey by myself on Broad Street. I basically did that last night, but indoors because it’s just a bit chilly outside.

Poor Jerry Jones is getting old and can’t remember feeling the pain from all the other losses the Cowboys have in the playoffs so let’s give him a quick reminder of the embarrassment that he created. 

Ranking Worst Dallas Cowboys Playoff Losses Last 20 Years

• 2023 NFC wild card. Packers 48, Cowboys 32
• 2007 divisional round. Giants 21, Cowboys 17
• 2014 NFC divisional round. Packers 24, Cowboys 21
• 2016 NFC divisional round. Packers 34, Cowboys 31
• 2006 NFC wild card round

There’s plenty more too. Toss in the San Francisco 49ers beating the Cowboys 23-17 or the 49ers beating them 19-12 and we are looking at two more miserable losses to the same team, Jerry!  Jones had to watch as Cowboys fans leave “Jerry’s World” trailing 41-16 in the third quarter.

Cowboys fans exit Jerry’s World in the 3rd Quarter

Cowboys wanted a whiteout crowd. Their fans are now just “out,” leaving a home playoff game in third quarter with Packers up 41-16. pic.twitter.com/OczHkP6Xha

— Michael Gehlken (@GehlkenNFL) January 15, 2024

Shoutout Cowboys Fans: Refusing to watch that miserable performance is commendable. The Packers scored seven touchdowns on their first seven drives against their beloved Cowboys who until last night, posted a perfect 8-0 record at home this season.

Now, we’re back to Jerry Jones crying to the media while questioning whether or not he needs a new head coach and quarterback next season. Meanwhile, Cowboys fans like Skip Bayless are falling apart at the seams. It’s entertaining to be sure, but Christ, I’m sick of hearing from this godforsaken franchise.

I’ll be honest, Jerry, I think it’s time for you to stop searching for a new QB/coach tandem and start looking inward. All of these failures have happened under your stewardship of the franchise. Sure, the winning happened too, but that was then, this is now.