Rights to Ricky Sanchez ringing the bell at 76ers vs Knicks made me want to kill myself

Welp. Season’s over, folks. The 76ers have embraced losing, and there is no return.

The 76ers let Spike Eskin and Michael of Rights to Ricky Sanchez ring the bell before the Knicks game, and all hope is officially lost:

say the name.

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— Philadelphia 76ers (@sixers) February 23, 2024

In all honesty, these two have no business doing this. It would’ve made sense when the pod was relevant (aka when the Sixers sucked ass), but now that the team is supposedly competitive, having two Process merchants ring the bell is on par with having Buddy Hield “raise the cat.” It just looks out of place.

There are two camps on this issue. The first are those who agree with me, and to them I say welcome to hell. The others are those who for some reason still love this show and clicked on this blog to hate read it and call me stupid.

“You only hate them for their success!” No. I hate everybody, rich, poor, dumb, or smart. I just hate these guys a little extra because they suck and are lame. No deeper meaning than that.

As far as I’m concerned, Rights to Ricky Sanchez is a relic of a bygone era. Some people still like the show, a lot of people do, but that means nothing to me. I’ve quite honestly never listened to a minute of it.

Of course, the Sixers lost the game. But that makes sense, considering these guys are Knicks fans anyway.

Some may say I’m being dramatic, but that’d be an understatement. I am drama. You cannot escape me.

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