Landon Dickerson showcases immaculate lawn on Instagram, wants new zero-turn mower after $84 million extension

Eagles linemen and good ole boy Landon Dickerson got paid this week, inking a 4 year $84 million extension to remain in Philadelphia. In a press conference after the announcement, a reporter asked what he’d be doing with his massive signing bonus.

Landon Dickerson said he’d invest in a new zero turn mower, prompting every dude in Philadelphia to nod and quietly say “nice” simultaneously:

“I may go get a new lawn mower.”

Eagles left guard Landon Dickerson is asked if he can wrap his head around the amount of money that comes with his extension. @KYWNewsradio pic.twitter.com/30uo2LUHjB

— Dave Uram (@MrUram) March 12, 2024

Once again, nice.

Some people doubted Dickerson’s commitment to his lawn. Fortunately, he moved to swiftly shut down the doubters on his Instagram, sharing an aerial shot of his absolutely immaculate lawn for all to see.

Landon Dickerson flexes his lawn on his IG Story after yesterday’s “new lawnmower” comments: “Yall thought I was playing about my lawn. I take pride in my stripes.”

😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/PdSkF4uHyl

— Eagles Nation (@PHLEaglesNation) March 13, 2024

I reiterate, nice.

If you’re a man, you have to love this photo. I’m 25 and hardly a man and I’m still entranced by the beauty of that mow job.

Can you imagine if I was over 40? I’d probably need a change of underwear if I looked at that lawn for too long.

Why anybody would doubt a man from Hickory, NC when he says he wants a new lawnmower is beyond me, but that’s life in the NFL, I guess. When you get tens of millions of dollars as a signing bonus, you can buy whatever the hell you want as far as I’m concerned.

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