Rat Boy: Ryen Russillo thinks Joel Embiid’s playoff history means the Boston Celtics consider him to be ‘whatever’ and easy to guard

Well folks, I wish I could say this is the first time that Ryen Russillo sounded like a complete idiot when speaking about the NBA, Philadelphia 76ers, and sports in general but unfortunately FanDuel allows him to speak his simple minded thoughts to a big audience.

Ryen the Rat joined Run It Back and immediately started crying about…you guessed it, Joel Embiid.

Ryen Russillo with another horrible Joel Embiid thought

"I think with the history of the playoffs with [Joel] Embiid, Boston is like 'whatever'. I think they think Embiid's easier to guard in the playoffs than the other top guys in the league."@ryenarussillo doesn't think the #Celtics are worried about Joel Embiid 🤷‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/0FAGnTt7p3

— Run It Back (@RunItBackFDTV) April 3, 2024

Did anyone ask Ryen Russillo where he came up with this opinion?

Does anyone believe he actually spoke with anyone on Celtics? 

Is it more likely that Russillo had a belt around his neck in his closet ferociously punishing himself to regular season Jayson Tatum highlights and Embiid slander?

Absolutely. 

Listen, there’s no secret that Ryen Russillo is a moron. I’m not even sure I have to type that out at this point. He’s constantly spewing whatever nonsense he can about basketball in front of anyone dumb enough to listen to him like he’s some kind of expert and the fact that he still has an audience is mind boggling. 

This guy has NEVER said a nice word about Joel Embiid and honestly, the majority of time whatever he is saying is complete bullshit. 

The fact that people pay Ryen Russillo to speak might be the biggest scam in American sports. If I was FanDuel TV, I would be hitting Rat Boy for a refund since Russillo’s peanut brain cant comprehend the fact that Joel Embiid has played injured pretty much every single time he’s been in the playoffs. 

Ryen Russillo and the city of Boston

OH! And just so we are CRYSTAL CLEAR…

Joel Embiid has averaged 27.6 points, 11.8 rebounds, and 4.0 assists in 24 games against the Celtics during his career. 

In the playoffs, Embiid has averaged 25.9 points, 11.5 rebounds, and 2.3 assists in 15 playoff games against the Celtics. 

Again, Ryen Russillo is a moron. 

Joel Embiid Playoff Injury History

2023 – Right Knee Sprain 

2022 – Right Orbital Fracture & Concussion

2022 – Torn Right Thumb Ligament 

2021 – Right Torn Meniscus 

2019 – Left Knee Tendinitis 

2018 – Left Orbital Fracture & Concussion 

I mean seriously, if anyone looks at the Philadelphia 76ers playoff appearances over the past six seasons and comes to any other conclusion than “inconclusive” given the fact that Joel Embiid, the reigning NBA MVP and back-to-back scoring champion has been hurt to a point where he is giving the team roughly 40% of what he could when he’s healthy, then you are no longer allowed to speak about basketball and definitely can’t mutter the words “Embiid” to anyone. 

In addition to that, no one from the Boston propaganda media conglomerate “The Ringer” should be allowed to vote on NBA MVP or really, be featured as a credible source of news and information because all they do is choke on Celtic dick every chance they get. 

It’s embarrassing for everyone involved. 

One final note: If you spell RYAN with an “E” then you shouldn’t be allowed to leave the house. Period. 

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