Man in the Arena: Wawa’s most loyal customer collects every order slip number from 0 to 999

I don’t even know where to start with this one. Wawa’s most loyal customer has made himself known. His name is Tyler, and he somehow managed to collect every order slip number from the beloved convenience store numbered from 0 to 999.

Look upon him, Wawa, and tremble. He is your god now:

I have finally collected every single @Wawa order slip number. 0-999. This took YEARS pic.twitter.com/lCGz9Vcwu5

— Tyler (@Zeldz73021) July 8, 2024

I mean, wow. This is an all-time level of commitment to the bit.

In fact, this might be the single greatest achievement by a member of my generation. This was a years-long endeavor, and he finally summited his personal Everest.

If you still cannot grasp what an incredible feat this is, let’s crunch the numbers here.

Just for starters, that is 1,000 total Wawa orders. That is, on its face, an obscene amount.

But, of course, it’s not like you just walk into a location and get the numbers in sequential order. I can’t even begin to imagine the number of order slips he discarded because they were duplicates of ones he already had.

I simply need to know more about the strategy used in this undertaking. Did he blindly walk into a Wawa, order, and hope for the best? Or did he scope the place out to see where the order slips were in the sequence and leave for another location if it didn’t fit what he was looking for?

I am dying to know how deep this rabbit hole goes. Is he a hero? Or a sick, demented individual? And, honestly, why the hell can’t he be both?

Some are touting him as someone who is doing what no one else would dare. Others are demanding the state step in and institutionalize him. I, for one, believe he should be CEO of the company.

The current top brass isn’t doing a good enough job for my liking. We need leadership that eats, sleeps, and breathes Wawa. And Tyler is the only man I trust for the job.

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