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Calling all Patriots: Someone please consider shooting down the New Jersey mystery drones so we can get some real answers because the government refuses to help

This is peak absurdity, isn’t it? SUV-sized drones are buzzing around like some sci-fi fever dream, creeping from New York to Jersey and now Pennsylvania. And the official response is… “Nothing to see here, folks” like we’re supposed to just roll over and accept a glowing surveillance UFO hovering above our neighborhoods as part of the scenery.

The Drones are EVERYWHERE

Drones in New York, New Jersey, and now Pennsylvania? Nothing to worry about? LOL

How is that a logical response? Imagine looking out your window at night and seeing one of these bad boys just vibing above your yard. That’s not just a “weird coincidence” moment—it’s an “immediately call every conspiracy theorist you know” moment.

But no, the authorities want us to keep calm and carry on, as if it’s totally normal for the government to admit they don’t know what’s going on or who’s behind it.

Spoiler: that’s not comforting.

Way to be on top of it, John Kirby…lol.

And honestly, what’s going on in Jersey? The land of Sopranos tough talk and “you lookin’ at me?” attitude has gone completely soft. No one’s taken a shot at these drones? Not one person decided to channel their inner Tony Soprano and turn these things into a Fourth of July fireworks show?

If a giant drone can hover over your backyard and your only response is to post grainy videos online, you’ve officially forfeited all claims to being tough or edgy. Hand in your Jersey card and start repping Vermont.

Now we’ve got theories flying faster than the drones themselves. A Republican suggestion that these are Iranian drones launched from a mothership?

Did Iran and China build an Alien Mothership off the Coast of the US?

Let’s unpack that.

Apparently, Iran went from fumbling in Syria to teaming up with China and building a futuristic alien mothership off the Atlantic coast. Sure, sounds reasonable. We’ve gone from Cold War paranoia to full-on sci-fi dystopia in record time.

But hey, at this point, it’s as plausible as anything else. If nobody’s going to investigate, we might as well throw in wild guesses about these drones mapping out cheesesteak spots or seeing how long it takes to get stuck on the Turnpike.

Until someone decides to shoot one down and crack it open, we’re left spinning theories and squinting at blurry footage like it’s the Zapruder film.

If this is some foreign adversary—or, God help us, something not of this Earth—then we’re failing on every level. The debate about whether it’s the U.S. military or private tech is pointless until someone stops clutching their pearls and takes one of these things out. Worst-case scenario? It’s alien. Best case? It’s just one more reason for Jersey to be a meme.

And if the powers that be want us to stay calm, maybe they should give us more than a collective “¯\(ツ)/¯.” Because glowing SUV-sized drones are not a “don’t panic” situation—they’re an “explain this now or watch people lose it” situation.

And still, nobody in New Jersey has shot one down? Come on Jersey, I’m disappointed. Have you really gone too soft that you won’t do your patriotic duty in defending the homeland? Let’s hope they aren’t a foreign adversary because if that’s the case, it has been made clear as day that Americans don’t really give a shit. We’re basically opening the doors for a full on invasion right now.

New Jersey residents haven’t done shit. No more faking that you’re “country” in that state. No more referencing the Sopranos or being gangster either. Instead, New Jersey residents are better off becoming social media influencers and hiding behind computer screens. All we’re getting is shitty videos and no answers from the Garden State and it’s unacceptable.

It also doesn’t make any sense. You’d think at least one person would’ve taken matters into their own hands by now. A drone this big hovering over someone’s backyard in Bergen County should’ve been downed by now but nope, we’re all just staring at the sky like we’re waiting for the next season of Stranger Things to start.

According to the always trustworthy subreddit r/conspiracy, a 25-year veteran of the Radar Operator game thinks he has it figured out. In his post, he claims the drones are a part of a military “drill” being conducted by Space Force and right now, everything is on a “need to know” basis which is why there is so much confusion. 

The concern is that this is all in preparation for something bigger that’s coming and he alleges that there will be “full lock out” drills conducted where military forces will take over complete control of radio, radar, and aircraft communications for several hours at a time. He also claims there are scheduled satellite launches “off the books” which have been occurring since October 2024. 

“But Drew, why are you referencing some random post on Reddit? That doesn’t seem like a valid source.” 

Yeah. Well, what is a valid source? Check out this statement from Homeland Security and tell me that we should be writing possible reasons off the table. 

At this point, with no clear answers, it’s as plausible as anything else.

For all we know, these drones could be mapping out hoagie hotspots or testing their ability to avoid Jersey traffic. Until someone stops being scared and takes one of these suckers down, we’ll never know what they are.

No one wants to find out any answers. No one wants to shoot them down. At this point, we have to consider the fact that we are being invaded by a foreign adversary from this planet or somewhere else in the universe. The debate as to whether or not they are from our own military, private tech is pretty irrelevant at this point.

Shoot them down. At best? They are from the United States. At worse? They are not from this world. A foreign country has to be somewhere in between but again, the fact is, we won’t know until someone has the guts to shoot one down and crack it open.

And if the authorities want us to sit tight and not panic, maybe they should start by giving us a little more than a shoulder shrug and a “Don’t worry about it.” Because SUV-sized drones hovering over your house? Yeah, that feels like something worth worrying about.

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