The Kansas City Chiefs’ 3-Peat merch is officially overseas where it belongs

Welp, that was fast. The NFL wasted no time shipping Kansas City Chiefs’ failed three-peat merchandise out of the country, where it will now serve a purpose other than fueling delusional Chiefs fans.

Let’s be honest—this gear should’ve never been made in the first place. The league can spin it however they want, but deep down, everyone knew the Eagles weren’t letting Mahomes and Co. get away with another one. And yet, the NFL went ahead and printed thousands of Kansas City “Three-Peat” shirts, hats, and hoodies, just in case.

The Kansas City Chiefs never stood a chance

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Chiefs merch en route to Ukraine, Mongolia, Georgia, Estonia, and Latvia.

Every ounce of me is trying extremely hard to not give a good ol’ “thoughts and prayers” to those countries, assuming the shipment wasn’t intercepted by Cooper DeJean, for having to wear such embarrassing clothing but I guess if you’re a country in need, having the merchandise is a bonus.

As for Ukraine, I’m not so sure. They are supposed to have enough American tax money to buy official Philadelphia Eagles NFL jerseys (Super Bowl Edition) and even enough to purchase their own football team, right?

🚨NEWS: The #Chiefs three-peat Super Bowl gear has been sent out to people in need in Ukraine, Mongolia, Georgia, Estonia, and Latvia after the team lost the Super Bowl.

Every year, the NFL sends the gear of the losing team to poor people in need worldwide. pic.twitter.com/gR380PPSeg

— MLFootball (@_MLFootball) February 18, 2025

As for the other countries, sure why not. Maybe some merch will and in Iraq too and the U.S. funded Sesame Street with Kermit the Frog (hello Patrick) can get some too?

The Perfect Destination for Delusional Merch

The NFL has worked with Good360 for a decade, donating losing team championship gear to communities in need. It’s a great initiative, but there’s something extra poetic about this particular shipment.

For the last two years, Chiefs fans have talked like a dynasty was inevitable, like their team was untouchable, and like Mahomes was already surpassing Brady. But instead of cementing their three-peat, they’re now in the same position as every other team that came up short.

So yeah, Kansas City “Three-Peat” hoodies are heading overseas, and at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone in Estonia is wearing a commemorative Chiefs parade shirt before Brittany Mahomes finds the courage to post on Instagram again.

Maybe This Can Help NBA Icon Scott Foster Sleep at Night

It wasn’t just Chiefs fans who lost out when Philly steamrolled Kansas City. NBA ref Scott Foster reportedly had a huge financial interest in the Chiefs pulling it off, but just like that cursed merch, his dreams of a payday went up in flames.

Somewhere out there, there’s a kid in Georgia rocking a “Chiefs Three-Peat” sweatshirt who has no idea that Scott Foster probably lost more money on that game than most people make in a year. And that’s beautiful.

As for the majority of sports bettors in Pennsylvania, well, let’s just say we sent the books to the cleaners on Super Bowl Sunday. Well done. Cheers to you and Go Birds.

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Shoutout Chiefs Kingdom

This is what happens when the NFL tries to count out Philly before the game is even played.

If you ever find yourself scrolling through Instagram and spot someone in a remote village rocking a Chiefs Three-Peat shirt, do us all a favor—make sure that picture makes it back to Chiefs Kingdom.

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