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Eagles Fans roasted a Patrick Mahomes pig because Brittany Mahomes’ pain is our pleasure

Trust me Eagles fans, I know the Super Bowl LIX throttling of the Kansas City Chiefs has come and gone and the parade last Friday was absolutely incredible, but that doesn’t mean we’re going to stop talking about it.

Philly has nothing else sports-related to focus on besides the early days of Spring Training in Clearwater, a Sixers team that’s crashing and burning in front of our very eyes, and a Flyers squad that is somehow, still in a rebuild that is quite literally generations in the making.

That being said, we might as well talk shit about Chiefs fans and their quarterback Patrick Mahomes, along with his wife, Brittany Mahomes…right?

In case you failed to realize what unfolded last Friday, Philadelphia Eagles fans woke up ready to cause chaos on Super Bowl parade day and they obviously did not disappoint.

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The Birds absolutely humbled and really ruined the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX, finally avenging the loss from two years ago. Naturally, the city was going to make sure Mahomes & Company never forgot it.

There was no better way in setting the tone than by spit-roasting a pig, dressed up as Patrick Mahomes’ No. 15 jersey with a curly-haired wig on it—cooking it slow and steady just like the Eagles defense did to the Chiefs’ quarterback all night long in New Orleans a few weeks ago.

For the love of god, please stop crying and saying this type of behavior is “racist” because it’s Mahomes as a pig and/or dressed up as Kermit the Frog. Seriously, get a life and maybe touch some grass. It’s just two great fanbases going back-and-forth after the Super Bowl. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Eagles fans spit-roasting a Patrick Mahomes pig at the Super Bowl Parade in Philly

It was equal parts gruesome and glorious.

Before the spit-roast even happened, Eagles fans took the opportunity to burn Kermit the frog at the stake in the streets of Philadelphia after the Super Bowl win which by the way, I wouldn’t be opposed to doing every single night until Week 1 of the 2025 NFL season.

Not Racist: Kermit burned at the stake.

Not Racist: Kermit dressed as Mahomes hanging above an Eagles fan is funny.

Brittany Mahomes’ Pain is Our Pleasure

We haven’t heard a peep from Brittany Mahomes since her husband got his teeth kicked in on national television, and I gotta say—it’s been peaceful.

The woman has spent years acting like she’s the first person to ever cheer for her quarterback husband, so excuse me while I soak in every single moment of her misery.

I want her, Mahomes Sr. (who may or may not be a cartoon character), and the dancing TikTok menace Jackson Mahomes to see Eagles fans cook and hang their beloved QB in effigy every single night for the next seven months.

Tag them all. Make sure they know the streets of Philadelphia will never let this one go.

The Chiefs spent the last two years talking all that trash, parading around in their “0 Sacks” shirts, and pretending like they were untouchable.

Now? Dynasty RUINED. They’re buried under a pile of burnt pork, green confetti, and a fanbase that doesn’t believe in sportsmanship when it comes to revenge.

They should have saw it coming. Lane Johnson didn’t forget.

It Ain’t Easy Being Green—Unless You’re in Philly

Mahomes had green in his face all game long as the Eagles defense swallowed him whole. But in Philly? Green is a thing of fucking beauty.

The city got its revenge, its parade, and its moment to dance on the graves of what’s left of the Kansas City Chiefs. And if you thought we were going to move on quietly, well… you must be new here.

Burn the Kermit. Every night. Tag Mahomes, Brittany, weird dad, and the TikTok prince. Let them know that Philly runs the NFL now. Go Birds. Fly Eagles Fly.

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