WATCH: Division III lacrosse commentator caught on hot mic sharing details of lackluster sexual encounter

Folks, we’ve got an all-time hot mic moment on our hands in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. One unlucky Division III lacrosse commentator was caught sharing some intimate details about a lackluster sexual encounter during a matchup between Gettysburg and Muhlenberg.

Whoever was in the booth calling the Muhlenberg vs. Gettysburg lacrosse game said some things that would make Thom Brennaman blush:

Absolute commentary tragedy coming out of the D3 lacrosse scene this week #FreeSpeech2025 pic.twitter.com/iKM29dgxyi

— Paxton “Peaky” Kensington (@PeakyKensington) March 31, 2025

I mean, what’s there to say that hasn’t been said? When you think about it, it’s brutal all the way around.

First, you have the commentator. He thought he was just shooting the shit with one of his boys, but instead his displeasure with his current sexual partner was broadcasted to an audience of rabid DIII lacrosse fans.

Next, you have the girl he’s mentioning. Fortunately, her identity was not revealed, but if she catches wind of it, it’s going to be a gut punch that some guy was talking about her like that. College kids are insecure enough as it is,

Finally, I feel for the unwitting viewers who had to hear this. They just wanted to catch a classic PA college lacrosse matchup. And with it being Division III, the audience was pretty much made up of family members, friends, and degenerate gamblers.

What makes this all truly awful though is this shithead burner account, Paxton “Peaky” Kensington. The dude is an all-time rat for posting this.

When members of the Burnerverse post #shrink, they’re talking about guys like this. As a former DIII athlete myself, I’m disgusted by this behavior.

Also, in case you were wondering, #7 Gettysburg pulled out a 10-9 OT win over their instate opponent. The win came after going down 3-0 to the Mules.

When it comes to resilience, this commentator should take notes from the Gettysburg team. He’s going to need it.

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