WATCH: ‘Delco Pooper’ goes viral for dumping on a car during road rage incident

If you thought you’d seen everything the internet had to offer, allow me to introduce you to the Delco Pooper — a woman who responded to a minor traffic dispute in the most unhinged way imaginable: by defecating on another person’s car.

Yes, seriously.

The now-infamous incident took place in Prospect Park, PA, just outside Philadelphia, and was all caught on camera. After a brief shouting match following what police say was a routine case of someone getting cut off in traffic, 44-year-old Christina Solometo decided to up the ante. Instead of honking back or flipping the bird like a normal person, she walked up to the victim’s car, dropped her pants, and left behind a steaming pile of revenge right on the hood.

The ‘Delco Pooper’ Has Been Identified

We were there when the “Delco Pooper” road rage suspect was arrested at her home. She was taken into custody after an incident went viral on Tuesday afternoon in Prospect Park. Accused of defecating on another car. Says she “has a sickness” @FOX29philly pic.twitter.com/BGxlmBiAd6

— Chris O'Connell (@CoconnellFox29) May 1, 2025

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Prospect Park Police confirmed Thursday that Solometo has been identified as the suspect and is now facing a laundry list of charges including indecent exposure, criminal mischief, harassment, and—because you can’t make this up — depositing waste on a highway. She’s reportedly cooperating with authorities and plans to turn herself in for booking soon.

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While the video has racked up views and laughs across social media, local law enforcement is treating the case seriously. Chief Dave Madonna told TMZ that they’ve identified everyone involved and that what started as a case of road rage quickly turned into a public health hazard.

A Legendary (and Disgusting) Display of Delco Pooper Energy

You hear “Delco” and you already know something outrageous probably went down, but this? This is next level. It’s not every day you watch someone weaponize their digestive system mid-intersection, then skip back to their car like they just hit a game-winner in March Madness.

Of course, while the online reaction has been full of jokes and disbelief, this is still a criminal offense. And unless she’s planning to plead insanity via Chipotle, it’s safe to say the Delco Pooper won’t be laughing for much longer.

If there’s a silver lining here, it’s that we finally have something more unhinged to reference than the guy who threw soup at a Wawa cashier. Delco just keeps raising the bar — and unfortunately, sometimes dropping it straight onto someone’s hood.