Glen Mills should seriously consider seceding from DELCO after a woman took a dump on the hood of another car

Hello Chester County. Glen Mills should seriously consider seceding from DELCO after this woman took a dump on the hood of another car.

The now-infamous incident took place in Prospect Park, PA, just outside Philadelphia, and was all caught on camera. After a brief shouting match following what police say was a routine case of someone getting cut off in traffic, 44-year-old Christina Solometo decided to up the ante by shitting the hood of the car behind her.

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We heard reports of a vehicle being "rear ended" over in Prospect Park

Not our video, props to the cameraperson. #Delco pic.twitter.com/4F1DFWutZp

— Delco Live (@delco_live) April 30, 2025

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A shit and run in Delco? Color me surprised. Before we get into it, I promise you, I’m not here to trash Delco in the slightest.

I’m actually from Delco myself, but not the stereotypical part. Glen Mills is the rich oasis on the border of Chester County, barely even considered when speaking of Delco and I’m perfectly fine with that. 

In fact, I wouldn’t mind Glen Mills completely seceding and joining the folks in Chester County just to clear our names when disgusting behavior like this unfolds down in the true wasteland of Delco.

Why should we be involved with this?

You won’t find anyone shitting on cars in Glen Mills. Back when I was in high school, we actually did the opposite. Me and my friends would cook up a nice Blue Ribbon Special (shoutout Tom Jones Diner) and leave it on someone’s car

Why? I have no idea but we thought it was hilarious. Maybe that’s just par for the course in Glen Mills compared to the typical Delco heathen but that’s neither here or there. 

I did however, live in Folsom for a brief time period and one morning, some dude accused me of being in the CIA and all types of wild shit and then proceeded to tail me the whole way to the Northeast, so I have experienced the mentally ill folks who reside in Delco and trust me it’s never fun. 

As for this serial shitter, that’s just bat shit insane. I don’t even know what you do if you’re in the car and some psychopath woman gets out and shits on the hood. You obviously want to get out of the car and beat the literal shit out of her but she pretty much did that already and you can’t fight a woman so I think the surprise of it all would probably leave you stunned in the drivers seat as you look for the closest Car Wash so you never have to think about the incident ever again. 

 44-year-old Christina Solometo is the culprit

The now-infamous incident took place in Prospect Park, PA, just outside Philadelphia, and was all caught on camera. After a brief shouting match following what police say was a routine case of someone getting cut off in traffic, 44-year-old Christina Solometo decided to…shit on the hood of the car.

Fucking gross. Look at this character.

Booking photo for Christina Solemeto of Ridley Park. pic.twitter.com/MmzKQWz063

— Chris O'Connell (@CoconnellFox29) May 1, 2025

Chester County Would NEVER

In a statement to the police, Solometo reportedly said, “I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home.” She further added that it was “a clean poop” and she “didn’t even have to wipe.”

Fucking gross. I’m not surprised at all that she’s from Prospect Park. I’ll say that much. 

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