Cowboys talking trash already, take aim at Quinyon Mitchell

The Dallas Cowboys have turned into a full-blown punchline. They’re a parody of what they used to be — once a dominant franchise, now permanently stuck in second-round purgatory.

And because the league still thinks they’re America’s team or whatever, they were handed the season opener against the Philadelphia Eagles. Naturally, their loudest players — led by the ever-delusional Micah Parsons — are already running their mouths.

The Cowboys really never learn, do they?

Micah Parsons and CeeDee Lamb talking about Quinyon Mitchell.

Don’t run to the slot week 1 bro, even though you be vs another DAWG!!

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It’s like they’ve completely forgotten what the Eagles just did. Philly’s coming off the most dominant Super Bowl run in recent memory — and they smoked the Cowboys last year, outscoring them 75-13 across two games.

And since they’re targeting Quinyon Mitchell in particular here, let’s get the facts straight: when Ceedee Lamb was covered by Mitchell last season, he had one catch for five yards. You’re not headed to Quinyanomo Bay — you’re already locked in, brother.

Only teams that know they don’t stand a chance talk like this. Their best hope is to mess with the Eagles mentally. It’s only May, and these clowns are already trying to play mind games. If you ask me, it sounds less like confidence and more like they’re trying to convince themselves they actually have a shot.