Sound The Alarms: Caitlin Clark just added me on Facebook

Well, it finally happened. I knew it would eventually, I just didn’t think it would happen this fast. Two GOATS have officially connected on social media. In the disgusting world of Facebook, Caitlin Clark has officially sent me a friend request.

Caitlin Clark Friend Request on Facebook:

Side Note: Don’t worry about the Diddy group below: That’s just investigative journalism at it’s finest. I wrote about “The Diddy Threesomes” yesterday. Check it out here.

Listen, I know that everyone would be skeptical about Caitlin Clark reaching out to me directly on Facebook and sending me a Friend Request but honestly, it checks out.

I even shared my Social Security Number and bank details with her as a sign of trust. Clark agreed to do the same after the Indiana Pacers win the NBA Finals so clearly, any concerns of being catfished have been promptly put to bed.

Caitlin Clark on Facebook Messenger. Haters will be SICK to know its real.

I also hinted that I would love to be in attendance at Gainbridge Fieldhouse to watch the Indiana Fever take on the New York Liberty on Saturday, and was told there’s a pair of tickets waiting for me at Will Call so don’t be surprised when I’m posting pictures court side tomorrow.

I know what you’re thinking…

Listen ladies, I know that being the man in this relationship, I should probably be picking up the tickets and planning a little postgame dinner somewhere in downtown Indianapolis after the game. Men after all, are supposed to lead with these types of things and I was raised in a household where that is the standard.

However, I definitely don’t mind taking Caitlin Clark up on her offer. Gold Digger or not.

Me and Caitlin Clark being best friends has been in the works for months

If you ever stumbled across a Caitlin Clark article on the internet, it was probably from me. I have gone viral multiple times for writing about Caitlin Clark right here on The Liberty Line.

Wait, but why is a Philly Sports website writing about Caitlin Clark?

Great question. Simply put, I acknowledge greatness on all levels of professional sports and now it’s led me to sharing my deepest secrets and personal information with Caitlin Clark on Facebook.

Really, I’m trying to stick around Indy and catch a NBA Finals game with my new pal Cait. I wonder if anyone else calls her Cait? CC maybe? Clarketto? Clarky? Not sure. We’ll workshop it in Indy on Saturday night and take it from there.

Caitlin Clark is 8-0 when attending Pacers games. I’m fully prepared to make it 9-0.

Editors Note: Steven had a full disclaimer in here about how this article is a joke but that’s not necessary. Obviously he’s full of shit and I really hope he didn’t send whatever person created a Caitlin Clark profile on Facebook anything. The Liberty Line will also decline any request to fund Steven to travel to Indy, for WNBA games or NBA Finals.

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