Tough Scene: Man with world’s largest penis has broken his arm in the shower because he couldn’t see past it

Some guys trip over untied shoelaces. Matt Barr trips over his own penis. Tough scene out of the UK where Barr, owner of the “world’s largest penis” at 14.5 inches, is now sidelined with a broken arm… because his giant dong got in the way while he was showering.

Yes, you read that right. Barr told British outlet Jam Press that the incident happened when he was rushing to get ready for work, couldn’t see his feet past the enormous hog swinging in his eyeline, and stepped right onto some stray shower gel.

Slipped, went headfirst out of the tub, cracked his shoulder on the floor, and wound up with two fractures.

That’s already embarrassing enough, but Barr didn’t just take the L quietly. He went straight to the press again. Which means the next time anyone in London sees him in a sling, they’ll know exactly why: “That’s the guy who tripped over his own penis.”

NY Post – We’ve heard of people whose mammoth members have injured their partners. However, a UK man with the world’s largest Johnson reportedly hurt himself after slipping and breaking his arm in the shower because his titanic tallywacker got in his way.

“It was a very embarrassing accident,” Matt Barr told Jam Press of the phallus-induced injury.

Tough Scene: Man with world’s largest penis has broken his arm in the shower because he couldn’t see past it

Having the world’s largest penis sounds like a nightmare. This man is cursed.

Barr’s monster unit has made headlines before. It even has its own cast at Iceland’s Phallological Museum but according to him, life with a weapon of that size isn’t exactly a dream.

Public showers, which I personally would never actually use regardless of what I’m packing down below, are too awkward. Private showers are now terrifying. I’m not sure how Barr navigates around a toilet. Let’s just say there’s logistical planning involved unless you want it floating in the bowl water.

I couldn’t even imagine dating. Unless you live in the San Fernando Valley or certain parts of Tijuana, you’re not exactly swimming in options.

Barr’s in London, so unless Bonnie Blue is making UK tour stops, he’s probably stuck with just the bragging rights… and now, a reminder every time his shoulder throbs that his own anatomy took him out.

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