“How did that person know what time it was?” – John Kruk on the individual who invented the clock

The Phillies beat the brakes off the Seattle Mariners at Citizens Bank Park last night. Naturally, John Kruk and T-Mac needed keep things rolling on the broadcast so they jumped right into the always classic conversation about time, who invented the clock, and how that person knew what time it was in order to officially set it for all mankind.

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“How did that person know what time it was?” – John Kruk on the individual who invented the clock

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Well first, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law.

While everyone thought the clip was simply some funny banter that we always hear from John Kruk on the Phillies’ broadcast, it was everything but that.

The comments of the video are all about sundials and using the sun and water to track the time of day, by referencing ancient civilizations and how they studied astronomy but we all know that’s just the programmed answer that humans have been fed for centuries and literally none of that is true.

Let me start by explaining who I am before we get into why time is nothing but a flat circle and we are living in a world where nothing is ever truly solved.

In philosophical terms I’m what’s called a pessimist. I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. The nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law.

We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody’s nobody.

Does John Kruk know that time is a flat circle…?

Time? It’s all one ghetto man, giant gutter in outer space.

Nothing is ever fulfilled. Time is a social construct. Nothing ever begins and nothing is ever over. The preacher sells light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, there’s a buck to be had by doing that. It’s a desperate leap of entitlement. Nothing more, nothing less.

I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction; one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

Note: Sorry, whenever time is discussed, I immediately go to Rust Chole in True Detective and now, I’ll have to watch season one again because it’s truly the best piece of television ever created.

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