Another Week, Another Dildo: NFL joins the growing list of fields getting hit with flying dildos

Add the NFL to the list of leagues that can’t seem to keep the rubber rockets off the playing surface. During Sunday’s Browns-Bengals game in Cleveland, a bright green dildo made its way onto the turf at Huntington Bank Field in the second quarter.

Play wasn’t stopped, no big scene, just an official casually scooping it up and tossing it to the side like he was cleaning up a Nerf ball in his backyard. Business as usual.

Browns-Bengals join growing list of fields getting hit with flying dildos

A green Dildo has been thrown on the field in Cleveland pic.twitter.com/lPfYMh8P2r

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It’s become a full-blown trend at this point. We saw a preseason version in Tennessee.

The WNBA got it bad over the summer, with games actually being delayed because of all the flying “toys.” Bills fans already had it down to an art form. Tom Brady was targeted with pink ones multiple times in Buffalo, which might still be the funniest subplot of his career.

Hate to break it to the NFL, but this isn’t going away. Once the first dildo lands, the floodgates are open (phrasing, but you get it). Every fanbase now thinks they can get their viral moment by sneaking one past security. The NFL, with its gigantic crowds and national TV spotlight, is the ultimate stage.

So yeah, we’ve got streakers, we’ve got beer showers, and now we’ve officially got NFL dildo tosses again. Welcome to football season in America.

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