Knicks win Game 4, here’s a list of all the groomers who were in attendance

The New York Knicks took Game 4 of the NBA Finals. But I’m not really interested in that. In a world that increasingly rewards sinners, the Knicks finally winning a championship was a foregone conclusion.

What I am interested in is pointing out all the groomers who sat courtside to watch the game. And you may be wondering: why? Why do I give a shit? I just think it’s important for everyone to remember who the Knicks truly represent when the confetti inevitably falls on them.

Because when get-in prices hit $10K, the President attends a game, and a fraction of the Epstein class populates the front row, it’s obvious the Knicks are for the elites. Not the average man. And I hate to say that. I really do. I thought New York was a great sports town. Now all I see is groomers whenever the camera pans to the stands.

We had to hear how Philly wasn’t a sports town because Knicks fans “took over” Xfinity Mobile Arena while the Sixers sleepwalked through the Eastern Conference Semifinals. I’d rather be part of a fanbase that actively boycotts an Epstein-associated owner than one that lets the worst people on planet Earth buy up all their tickets. That’s just me.

So let’s start pointing some of these Knicks groomers out.

First and foremost, we had Jerry Seinfeld. He dated 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein when he was 38. He met her in 1993, at the height of his fame, while she was a senior in high school. He faced scrutiny, of course, but he never got the ostracization from society he probably should have. Seinfeld’s defense was that they were never physical until she was of age, which is basically a confession to grooming her.

Here’s Jerry watching the final seconds of the Knicks game.

Jerry Seinfeld courtside pic.twitter.com/87IjqY81E3

— New York Basketball (@NBA_NewYork) June 11, 2026

Someone caught up with Jerry after the game, too, and asked if they could get a “Free Palestine” out of him. To which he responded: Palestine doesn’t exist.

Factually speaking, it does. Didn’t you ever see Indiana Jones, Jerry? Raiders of the Lost Ark? Palestine is right there on the map. C’mon man, open your eyes. I see Palestine, Jordan, Syria, even Baghdad. There’s one country missing though… I think? I don’t know. Maybe Jerry can fill us in.

'Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, can we get a FREE PALESTINE?'

'IT DOESN'T EXIST' pic.twitter.com/dQfJp15Xab

— RT (@RT_com) June 11, 2026

Alright, Jerry was low-hanging fruit. His thing with the high school senior is public record. Here’s a better one, and one I bet you didn’t know about.

Taylor Swift was at the game as well with her girlies. Just having a girls’ night away from the boys. I love that for them.

👋 @taylorswift13! pic.twitter.com/PNvH7Uhc4B

— NBA (@NBA) June 11, 2026

Taylor Swift dated a 17-year-old when she was 22. He was a senior in high school. She was a young adult. The defense Swifties always throw out is that he turned 18 the same month they were first seen publicly. If that’s the hill you want to die on, by all means.

Just put yourself in her position for a second. The thought of being 22 and dating someone in high school is gross. If any of my friends ever did that, I’d never talk to them again. Maybe that’s just me. I don’t know.

The funniest part is who the kid actually was. Conor Kennedy, son of RFK, great-nephew of JFK. I mean, I get it. The medieval urge to marry into royalty is intoxicating. Nevertheless, in America, or at least the America I grew up in, you have to wait until both parties are over 18. Swift had her eyes on Kennedy long before that, I fear.

Also, another fun fact. That woman Swift was with, Alana Haim, starred in the 2021 Paul Thomas Anderson movie Licorice Pizza. The plot revolves around Haim’s character, who’s 25 in the movie, falling in love with a 15-year-old boy. That’s probably nothing though. Just a fun little Easter egg!

Aside from Swift and Jerry, most of the other celebs at the Knicks game are just that, celebs. Nauseating, all of them, but at least their dating histories don’t read like these two bozos’. I mean, they’re all probably involved in some sort of weird Hollywood shit. We just don’t have public-facing evidence yet.

Anyways, just your friendly reminder to never idolize celebrities. They want to cosplay being you, box you out of attending events, and date high schoolers while they’re at it.