WATCH: For the second consecutive week, we have a flying green dildo during a Bengals game

The NFL can’t seem to keep the rubber rockets off the playing surface. For the second-straight week, we have a green dildo on a football field. It happened Week 1 when the Bengals were in Cleveland and now the second attack comes back home in Cincy.

WATCH: For the 2nd consecutive week, we have a flying dildo during a Bengals game

We’ve got a wild catch accompanied by a green dildo on the field in Cincy pic.twitter.com/hmAnXoF3Ur

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) September 14, 2025

NFL joins the growing list of fields getting hit with flying dildos

It’s become a full-blown trend at this point. We saw a preseason version in Tennessee. We saw it last week in Cleveland, which coincidentally featured the Bengals too.

What’s going on in Cincy?

The WNBA got it bad over the summer, with games actually being delayed because of all the flying “toys.” Bills fans already had it down to an art form. Tom Brady was targeted with pink ones multiple times in Buffalo, which might still be the funniest subplot of his career.

Like I said during Week 1, this isn’t going away. Once the first dildo lands, the floodgates are open (phrasing, but you get it). Every fanbase now thinks they can get their viral moment by sneaking one past security.

The NFL, with its gigantic crowds and national TV spotlight, is the ultimate stage.

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