NFL shill Adam Schefter wishes his special boy a very special 30th birthday

The jokes write themselves sometimes. 24 hours after Adam Schefter went on the NFL-owned ESPN to spread anti-Tush Push propaganda, he sent out a heartfelt happy birthday to his very, very special boy, Patrick Mahomes.

Adam Schefter and Patrick Mahomes’ love affair knows no bounds

Patrick Mahomes turns 30 today. pic.twitter.com/fvL0xSoj65

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 17, 2025

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Does anyone else find this weird? I can’t be the only one. Adam Schefter is an NFL mouth piece. He’ll never speak badly about the NFL because they pay him. So, why should a man paid by the NFL go out of his way to wish Mahomes a happy birthday? A day after excusing the Chiefs loss to the Eagles because a one-yard play made him cry. Makes me sick.

I’m sure Schefter is paid very handsomely for his work. The NFL deep state pays top dollar for anyone willing to jerk them off I hear. Schefty even goes both hands when he’s feeling frisky enough. And if he’s lucky, sometimes Goodell even gets Mahomes on the phone during Schefter’s appointments. Schefty likes to hear his special boy while he does his dirty work, allegedly.

Again, these are just rumors and none of this is confirmed. I’m just drawing conclusions based on this humiliation ritual we’re watching play out in real-time. Hopefully, someone speaks out soon. I’d hate to watch Schefter continue to pimp himself out to someone as ungrateful as Roger Goodell and his NFL goons.