
The 49ers might be 3-0 in the standings but their fans continue to be perennial losers inside Levi’s Stadium
The San Francisco 49ers might be undefeated to start 2025, but their fans are still the disgusting, undisputed heavyweights of stadium brawling.
I didn’t even realize Worldstar was still alive, but there it was, another viral video of Niners fans throwing haymakers at each other like it was an undercard for UFC 325.
Rows of red jerseys collapsing like dominos, people pancaked over seats, and, of course, the soundtrack of every NFL fight with a woman shrieking at the top of her lungs while grown men continue punching each other in the face.
49ers fans brawl at Levi’s Stadium
The craziest part is that everyone took their eyes off the big fella. You always gotta clock the big fella. He was standing there, sizing things up like Ray Lewis reading a screen pass, and boom, next thing you know he’s barreling down three rows of seats and flattening some poor soul like a skillet pancake.

Good night, sweet prince. You came to watch football and left with a CT scan.

It’s always out West too.
And it’s always out West. Chargers fans beating up Raiders fans, Raiders fans beating up other Raiders fans, Cowboys fans in L.A. turning on themselves, and now, like clockwork, 49ers fans scrapping with each other while the game is still happening.
I tried pausing the video just to see what was on the field. Yup, players were out there. The Niners were busy sleepwalking their way to a 16-15 win over the Cardinals while their fans turned the stands into Thunderdome.
These videos are a good reminder of how ridiculous it is when Eagles fans get labeled the worst fanbase in sports. You never see this shit at The Linc.
Beating the brakes off each other mid-game? Not our thing. Meanwhile, it’s a weekly tradition for West Coast “fanbases” to put on a WWE house show in section 405, and the national media barely bats an eye.
How do you expect to win a Super Bowl when your fans can’t even keep the main thing the main thing? 49ers fans should be locked in but nope, they’re too busy ripping each other’s shirts off and handing out right hooks like party favors.
Sad, really. Keep beating each other senseless, San Francisco. We have more important things to worry about in South Philly.




Comments (0)