Old man Jerry Jones wants to know what his sister tastes like, once again proving he’s losing all sense of reality

Jerry Jones has done a lot of bizarre things during his tenure as owner of the Dallas Cowboys, but his latest comments might be the strangest yet.

After his team stumbled into a 40–40 tie, Jones brushed off the old football saying that “a tie is like kissing your sister” by proudly declaring he’s never kissed his sister. Thanks, Jerry.

Jerry ‘FREAK’ Jones

A reporter asked Jerry Jones if a tie was like kissing his sister. He said, “I don’t know. How does it taste?” pic.twitter.com/4aTsGWZIU0

— Clarence Hill Jr (@clarencehilljr) September 29, 2025

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I’d like to point out that this is just a weird question to ask in the first place. It’s a very Eyes Wide Shut type of question and I don’t like it — it feels like a freaky inside joke that none us are supposed to hear.

At 82 years old, Jerry Jones still finds ways to make headlines that have nothing to do with football. Instead of talking about his defense giving up 40 points or how his team remains the most overhyped product in the NFL, he decides to make the conversation about kissing family members. You can’t make this stuff up. Jerry Jones is like a walking carnival barker. Every time he opens his mouth, you’re guaranteed a mix of cringe, confusion, and comedy.

The Cowboys Circus in Primetime

Dallas is scheduled for eight standalone games this year, and for once, maybe that’s a good thing. The Cowboys have become the NFL’s biggest traveling circus:

• No defense whatsoever — every game turns into a shootout.
• Brandon Aubrey — a kicker with range straight out of a video game.
• George Pickens — capable of highlight catches one minute and a crash out the next.

And hovering above it all is Jerry Jones, grinning like an oil tycoon who cheated death just long enough to remind everyone he’s never kissed his sister. If this is the man steering “America’s Team,” no wonder they’re the NFL’s most absurd franchise.

From Philadelphia, the whole thing is hilarious. Eagles fans already know Jerry Jones is a strange man living in his own bizarre world, but this takes it to another level. The Cowboys keep collapsing into ridiculous endings, like a 40–40 tie, while their owner stands front and center making odd remarks nobody needed to hear. If Jerry Jones is the face of the Cowboys, then Dallas is destined to stay the butt of the NFL’s biggest jokes.

Jerry Jones is old, weird, and obsessed with keeping his Cowboys in the spotlight. He can play in primetime every week for all we care, because the more he talks, the stranger and funnier Dallas looks from here in Philly.