The Phillies’ secret weapon to stop Shohei Ohtani might surprise you

Shohei Ohtani will take the mound as the Dodgers’ Game 1 starter against the Phillies. While the lineup has fared well against him in the past, there’s a secret weapon the team can leverage to drastically impact Ohtani’s performance.

You guessed it, folks. It’s beautiful Live! Casino, right in the heart of the Sports Complex:

Despite MLB’s “investigation” and subsequent coverup, we all know the real truth. Baseball’s golden boy is a degenerate gambler, and he threw his longtime friend and upstanding individual Ippei Mizuhara under the bus.

I have it on good authority that the when the illustrious South Philly Turf Club was open, a man entered and placed a $50k wager on the Dodgers. When the action was settled, he was never seen again.

And the Turf Club was well out of the way compared to this spot, too. According to Google Maps, Live! Casino only .3 miles away. There’s simply zero chance Ohtani passes up the opportunity to get in on the action.

That sick little puppy dog is probably itching to get some bets in. If the Phillies can find a way to lure Ohtani in there, there’s no shot he’s leaving ready to pitch Game 1.

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