Disgusting Behavior: South Carolina fans caught going at it in a porta potty

A citizen journalist caught two South Carolina fans red-handed – and bare-cheeked – getting busy in a porta potty before the Gamecocks’ matchup against the Oklahoma Sooners. The pair was clearly locked into their activity, and I don’t think they even noticed the brief exposure of their private time.

These two South Carolina fans were stark naked going at it in a porta potty:

Gamecock turned jack rabbit #portarep pic.twitter.com/CAbWjTkd96

— Saul “Bar Piss” Goodman (@voddysodas) October 20, 2025

I mean, this is utterly absurd. Laying it down in a porta john is one thing (I’ve been to Made in America, this isn’t my first rodeo), but doing it butt ass naked with the door unlocked is several bridges too far.

At the same time, though, I have to respect their commitment to the craft. Real fuckers can get the job done anywhere, anytime, and these two are certainly getting it done with vim and vigor. I’ll never be mad at folks just trying to get a piece of the cookie real quick.

Another aspect of this story I have to tip my cap to was the way this was captured on film. In all seriousness, it’s done very tastefully. They could have run up on them and put the camera in their face.

Instead, they cracked the door open and filmed from an angle. It was enough visibility to show what was going on without completely showing it. Perfect positioning from the cameraman.

If I were a film school professor and a student submitted this to me for an assignment, they’d get top marks, no question about it. The cinematography was off the charts as far as I’m concerned.

And to those who got caught in the porta potty, I hope you stood your ground and finished the job. There can be no half measures in the fuck game. I’m praying they locked the door if they did, though.

In the end, this just shows that the SEC grind remains unparalleled. It just means more down south.

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