
WATCH: Abdul Carter fat-shames Jordan Mailata and Lane Johnson during Eagles win over the Giants
Jordan Mailata is 6’8” and weighs 366 pounds. Lane Johnson weighs 325 pounds, standing at 6’6”. As I’m sure you know, both big boys anchor the Philadelphia Eagles offensive line, which finally got things rolling for the Birds last Sunday in their 38-20 demolition of the New York Giants.
For seven weeks, the Eagles were searching for their running game. On Sunday, they found it. The Birds bulldozed the Giants 38-20 at Lincoln Financial Field, rushing for 277 yards and averaging 8.4 yards per carry
It was the first time in the regular season that the Eagles have hit those numbers in their 93-year history. After weeks of inconsistency on the ground, they looked like the powerful, balanced offense that carried them to the NFC title game last season.
Barkley and Bigsby Lead the Charge
Saquon Barkley set the tone immediately, exploding for a 65-yard touchdown on his first carry of the game. He finished with 150 yards on 14 carries before leaving in the third quarter with what he described as a minor groin injury.
Tank Bigsby picked up where Barkley left off, pounding the Giants defense with 104 yards on just nine carries. The duo became only the fourth pair of teammates in NFL history to each rush for at least 100 yards while averaging 10 yards per carry in the same game.
That of course, had a lot to do with the offensive line coming to form, and with Mailata and Johnson leading the charge.
Jordan Mailata and Lane Johnson Fat-Shamed by Abdul Carter
In a mic’d up moment, Jordan Mailata and Lane Johnson were talking about containing Abdul Carter and the Giants defense. According to the boys, Carter was trying to “go under” the Eagles offensive line, which Mailata and Johnson responded by laying on him.
Carter then called both of our big guys “fat motherfuckers” which I’m pretty sure in 2025, falls under the fat-shaming category.
I would like to shoutout fellow Polymarket guy Anthony DiBona. He’s been firing out the perfect clips all week so we can all keep the Birds’ content moving through the bye week. Good stuff, brother. We appreciate it.
Shoutout Jalen Hurts for bringing back the lost art of The Slow Clap
As for Abdul Carter, not cool brother.




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