‘Coach’ Jason Brown is obsessed with Philadelphia, takes shots at Jalen Hurts and Jared McCain in embarrassing fashion

Ryan Conway
November 5, 2025
Eagles
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Former college football coach and current jackass Jason Brown had some things to say about a couple of Philadelphia athletes this week. Of course, he did so on one of the most reviled shows in the entire Delaware Valley.

Jason Brown started his anti-Philly run by disparaging second-year Sixer Jared McCain ahead of his season debut:

Gay! https://t.co/TfRSQOfmF3
— Coach Jason Brown (@TheRealCoach_JB) November 4, 2025

We’ve heard this before. Hell, a lot of us have said it before. But this is a random shot across his bow from a washed-up JUCO football coach that might actually be clinically insane.

This offense alone wouldn’t merit a blog on its own, however. Brown’s true crime was repeating some of the most tired Jalen Hurts criticisms. Sure, it was in a way that only he can, but doing so while looking and sounding like a slack-jawed troglodyte doesn’t really make for compelling content.

“I think they win in spite of Jalen, not because of him.” 😳@TheRealCoach_JB joins Dan Sileo to share his blunt take on Jalen Hurts’ success with the Eagles — and why he believes the team’s structure, not the QB, is driving their wins.

🎥 Full segment available here:… pic.twitter.com/i5qWKPVUPt
— JAKIB Sports (@JAKIBSports) November 5, 2025

Wow, really groundbreaking stuff, Jason. Did you come up with that all on your own?

Last Chance U? Was that the Disney Channel show? Pretty sure that was the Ted Lasso version of football, but I could be wrong. Honestly, it doesn’t even matter. Literally no one respects Dan Sasileo or whatever the fuck his name is. That’s known citywide.

Philadelphia doesn’t claim him at all. As for the old dude in a backwards visor talking about the Eagles winning in spite of Jalen Hurts and how everyone thinks they’re “tough” on Twitter… lol come on man. Do I really need to say it?

Speaking of Twitter. I hate how they show you content now that you blocked. We had the JAKIB Sports dudes blocked since we first started Twitter. Now we have to see their content? Doesn’t seem right when you want to avoid brainless idiots like Dan Sausalito over there like the plague.

I don’t know how many times I need to say this, but if everyone listening is as dumb as these two, it’s going to be a few hundred more times. Good teams win Super Bowls. Good quarterbacks win Super Bowls. I don’t care how good your team is, but you don’t win Super Bowls with bad quarterbacks.

Also, I see there’s a link to the “full segment” available in the linked tweet. You can pretty much bet your life on my not having watched it.

But that doesn’t mean it won’t be useful. If I ever want to give myself a non-invasive lobotomy, I’ll probably throw it on a couple of times on repeat.

I was about to hit publish, but one more question struck me: what the fuck is going on with JB’s lighting? Say what you will about Shanghai Danny, but he at least has a decent production setup.

I don’t know how you have a whole setup to shoot video, and you’re lit like you’re in the hallway of an underfunded public school during after-school activities. But hey, what do I know?

Footnote: This is what comes up when you Google Jason Brown