Opinion: I would let Sophie Cunningham drill me in the face with a golf ball any day of the week
Every time I see Sophie Cunningham, I fall more and more in love with her. Yeah, I know she’s a star in the WNBA and, let’s be honest, ridiculously hot. So naturally, when she showed up to caddie for Caitlin Clark at the Pelican Golf Club Pro-Am in Florida, I knew something special was going to happen.
Caitlin Clark, as usual, has unlimited range, whether it’s behind the arc or off the tee. None of that actually matters in this post. Good on her. It was expected.
Caitlin Clark has unlimited range in every sport
I would let Sophie Cunningham drill me in the face with a golf ball any day of the week
Sophie Cunningham on the other hand, stepped up, grabbed a driver, and sent one flying into the Florida humidity. The result… well, let’s just say there’s a chance she took someone out which honestly, I’m perfectly fine with too.
Something about her energy (she’s hot) just hits different, ya know?
The confidence, the chaos, the way she just owns every moment she’s in. She’s the kind of woman that I would literally walk through traffic or swim through a pool of sharks for.
I really have no clue what presumed virgin from Outkick, Mark Harris is even talking about with his tweet below. Brother… I put me in the line of fire.
I’m either getting some of that WNBA money (lol) or making sure Sophie Cunningham is going out with me after the round was over. There’s literally no in between.
This camera man in this video understood the honor of having Sophie Cunningham anywhere near him. As for the top comment on the tweet, have some fucking dignity brother, what are you doing man? I don’t disagree but still, those are not things you publicly share anywhere.
Classic Sophie… am I right?
I’m extremely jealous of whoever got hit… or from the looks of it, pretended to get hit.
I have a really hard time believing anyone actually thought that standing within range of Sophie Cunningham with a golf club in her hand was a good idea. Unless of course, you’re a world class actor like this fella who definitely pretended to get hit by the golf ball, just to have Sophie Cunningham run over to you.
What a dream.
Sophie Cunningham is a business woman too. People forget that.
Sophie Cunningham, call me.
The last time I posted my phone number publicly I got flooded with calls but when you inevitably read this article, just slide into the DMs and we’ll figure out our life together.
Not to mention, the WNBA is coming to Philly soon, we can worry about those details later but I will be the official Sophie Cunningham campaign propaganda machine to make sure you’re here. If we have to work out long distance until then, all good.
Worried about your height? I’m not.
You’re talking to a 6’3” (fine, 6’2”), guy that’s decent at golf, somewhat successful, with killer blue eyes and a personality that would make any woman blush. Not to mention, I was a CYO All-Star growing up (Shoutout St. Thomas).
You wanna shoot hoops or get on the range and fix that golf swing? Say screw it and go grab a few drinks and talk about the future? Whatever you want. I’m flexible.
I’m ready when you are, Soph. Can I call you Soph? Hopefully that’s okay.
Until then, I’ll just keep watching that clip on loop. Caitlin Clark’s a legend, but Sophie Cunningham? She’s a national treasure.
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